Ew Poor

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poor sausage

- Somebody who is sad, but in being sad is madly amusing to those around them.
- Someone who does something silly then is sad about it.
Person 1 pours a brand new pint of milk down the sink, thinking it is out of date. Then realizes it is not out of date. ''Oh dear, I have just thrown away a brand new pint of milk!''
Person 2: Laughs ''You poor sausage.''
by Orange Tiger February 06, 2017
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poor boying it

When Jimmy Bloom from Elliot Lake, Ontario asks to see the on-sale Gamecubes, puts it in his cart then proceeds to run out of Zellers with a Gamecube in his arms, in a heat-score fasion. Later, after eluding police, the merchandise is pawned for a 1/4oz. of weed, and maybe some morphine and oxycocets.
That Jimmy Bloom is always poor boying it to score some weed and pills. Fucking schizo pill-head!
by Mr. Ass April 03, 2004
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new poor

those with little experience being broke, lacking the savvy and wisdom of professional urban survivalists.
"Damn these new poor, on my spot!" "Hey, you! Back the hell off my turf, one panhandler per corner!"

"Don't let any of those new poor follow you back to CardBoard City or I'll cut ya!"

"Look at the blood on this dumpster edge...hilarious. Had to be from climbin' in. These new poor don't know they ass from a hole in a groun."

dumpster divas
by 6uldv8 March 15, 2016
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Street poor

Homeless person who chills in town center. They all have the same dog. Often seen in garments such as Cav Coats and slappy wristbands. Secretly love Sepultura...
Whoah, look at the street poor, bet he loves Chaos A.D.
by Sepulfuckintura July 29, 2008
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poor-rich

someone who is rich but acts and looks poor.
"Why is Johnny wearing raggy old clothes? I thought he was the CEO of Apple!"

"He's poor-rich which means he dresses poor, acts poor, lives in a small house, and drives an old car but is still rich"
by luffyafk1 April 21, 2022
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Poor Ham

A term used to show empathy for particular person or object that has met an ill fate.
usually preceded by an interjection such as "aww"
Girl 1: OMG!!! BOOGER JUST DIED!!!
Girl 2: GASP!!! POOR HAMMMM!!!

Guy 1: Yeah well after that whole incident the farmer was gonna kill Babe cause he thought he killed the sheep after finding blood on his nose.
Guy 2: Oh wow, Poor Ham.
by J-Rawk October 08, 2009
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