Water Polo

The best sport in the world. Consisting of seven players per team. played like soccer/football in the water using only one hand at a time to handle the ball. Points recorded in scoring of a goal. Played in a 30 meter pool, 4 quarters with a duration of 7 minutes per quarter. Ball is the size of a volleyball and yellow. Also referred to as H20 Polo. First olympic team sport.

NO i don't swim, i play water polo. And yes we have to wear speedos.

Water Polo by Book'em Dan-0 February 15, 2004

Water Polo

The most physically and mentally challenging sport on Earth. Constant swimming keeps the body in great shape while the speed of the game itself trains reflexes and quick thinking. Water Polo in essence takes the most difficult aspects of soccer and football and puts them together in a 30 meter pool. The synergy of the physical and mental aspects of Water Polo creates one of the most pure and true sports in the world.

Dont like Water Polo? Thats ok, only true athletes can appreciate a real sport.

Water Polo by Animal August 29, 2004

Water Polo

The only sport where you can legally drown someone without going to jail.

Man, I wish life were like water polo. Try to kill someone and get sent to the ejection box for 20 seconds.

Water Polo by Soccerplayer_showtunes January 16, 2019

bathroom Polo 

Most notably mentioned in the song, "Before He Cheats" by Carrie Underwood.

Bathroom Polo refers to some establishments (restaurants, hotels, etc.) that have a collection of cologne in their restrooms. Usually these are small trial sizes for sale in a dispensing machine. Since Ralph Lauren's Polo is one of the most well known scents for men, the reference is obvious.

"Right now he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom polo."

bathroom Polo by GhostFaceGirl December 31, 2008

water polo

Water polo is a sport played on by the quickest, stongest, smartest and best conditioned athletes. A water polo team consists of 7 mentally instable people (who in gods name would want to be putting breathing air second to the untimate goal of victory). The players in the pool consist of 6 field players and a goalie, each player relies on each one of his team mates. The object of the game would not only be to stay above the water while everyone is try to put you under, but to shoot the ball past the goalie and score. There are rules... when your on the surface of the water(which isn't often).Under the surface anything goes. Trying to shoot a ball with everyone and thier mother beating on you could prove to be a challenge. "Survival of the fitest" And just for the record, We are NOT swimmers.

Easy right? Lets see you try.

water polo by GMSekulski March 20, 2005

Hanis Polo 

A homosexual game based on polo where the objective is to hit the opponents balls with one's stick. In this version the sticks are replaced with penii and the balls testicles. The object is similar to the hand game known as "slaps" where the object is to test your penile reflexes. Typically the winner receives a handjob from the loser. Players start in a resting position of touching the tips of their penises together, and then the game commences - a successful strike of the testicles with one's erect penis against his opponent's balls receives one point. The first to three points wins. No hands can be used during this game.

Brian expertly dodged Matt's tiny penis during a bout of Hanis Polo, and retaliated, scoring one point. Matt sobbed quietly and went to get the lotion.

Hanis Polo by Irish Donation July 25, 2008

Water polo girl 

The fittest of all female athletes. Water polo girls are thin hot and amazing kissers not to mention great at water polo! NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH SWIMMING GIRLS.

guy 1: Man, is your girlfriend a water polo girl?
guy 2: duh of course
guy 1: i can tell.

Water polo girl by lollipoppygirly July 21, 2011