Polar Express

When you fist your significant other with a handful of ice cubes in your hands

You wanna know whats better than a minivan a Polar Express!

by NotTonyHawk November 14, 2020

psycho-polar

Someone that has mood swings every 5 damn seconds for no reason & are blind to the fact that they are being a moody fucking basket case.

Bam Bam is more psycho-polar then a pregnant woman who just realized McDonalds discontinued the McRib again!

by Fortitude Cream Pies October 2, 2019

Polar-Nig

A white man who is more athletically capable black man.

Me: Hey Bob! Did you hear about that polar-nig who destroyed all those blacks at the track meet yesterday! What an incredible sight!
Bob: Indeed

by suppa nig March 17, 2019

Polar Bear

code name for a good looking female

derived from the classic pickup line
pick up line:how much does a polar bear weigh?.....enough to break the ice

hey guys....there goes a polar bear

by jacobe-x May 1, 2009

Pi-Polar

The disorder when a polar bear changes it shape randomly into the pi symbol. This does not harm the bear as in anywhere from 2 minutes to one hour the bear changes back to its original shape.

Person 1: Dude, didn't you hear the polar bear at the zoo has been diagnosed with pi-polar disorder!!!

by CLAMMAN1234 September 24, 2011

the polar bear

To put one's hand in an ice chest as to deny the passage of blood and ultimately lose feeling in the hand, followed by the act of masturbation with said limb

I gave myself the polar bear last night

by Jeeping life May 9, 2017

Polar Bear

A large, hairy, scary white guy. Usually someone who would appear to be a child molester.

Stay away from that Polar Bear. You might get raped.

by K-Noodle October 29, 2006