punkin' poker

one who likes to have sex with a pregnant woman

My wife is pregnant but no problem, I'm a punkin' poker.

by Mo Noodleman December 29, 2007

Poker buddy

Fuck buddy, pound partner or snuggle bug.

Yo I met this girl on tinder and she said she wants a poker buddy.

by Swagmasta7 November 2, 2017

Stealthy Poker

The result of receiving a "poke" on facebook from an individual not on your friend's list for reasons unknown.

I'm trying to figure out how and why this dude keep poking me on here, he bout to be reported.. He aint even on my friendlist.. he infiltrating the system.. must be a stealthy poker....

by haolegirl317 April 8, 2013

Dad's At Poker

key words for lets throw a fatass fuckin party or get hella wasted,

it came from my friends whenever my dad goes to play poker twice a month and we get fuckin wasted beyond belief.

open house cuz he dont get home til 3 in the morning

Player: Hey man whats goin down tonite?
Boss: Idk man i heard Dad's at Poker...
Player: Word? then lets mob over there and get that shit crackin like pistachio.

by DillinghamNigga August 14, 2009

Suicide Poker

A card game where who ever loses commits suicide.

A bit like Russian Roulette accept you play poker with cards and your still betting your life instead of chips.

Can be used as a metaphor in describing the actions of leaders of certain countries.

Saddam Hussein played suicide poker with George Bush and lost!!!

by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007

Poker Face

When a man prematurely ejaculates in a woman and shows no emotion and continues to fuck her without informing her, later to find out she is pregnant.

When Chris came in Alyssa his facial expression did not change, letting Alyssa think that Chris was a monster at sex, but latter found out ego-is-prego. Chris has an excellent Poker Face.

by Purplestuff March 14, 2009

cunt poker

alternate name for the male sex organ.

After i fucked that bitch my cunt poker was sore.

by csu October 13, 2006