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colin poke

Colin morans way of trying to see whats going on cuz he knows if he trys to get in on something we'll just say "LEAVE YOU STUPID ARP!"
When we were at ressurection with hartman, colin tried to see what was going on by givig out the colin poke
by cole March 19, 2005
mugGet the colin pokemug.

poking cotton

Ok, its when you got to take a shit so bad that the turd is already emerging from your asshole and the end of it is poking into your cotton underwear. Also know as browncappin.
1) Man, I got to get off the phone.....I'm poking cotton.

2) I didn't shit for a whole week but after I ate them tacos I was poking cotton.
by Ezeerider July 26, 2005
mugGet the poking cottonmug.

Poke in the whiskers

To have Male to female intercourse. (Poking), (Poke) The actual act of going through the hair.
Hey, says the guy to the girl, how about a little "poke in the whiskers".
by Lizzzard June 10, 2008
mugGet the Poke in the whiskersmug.

hard poke

When you wake up with a boner and roll over and poke your girl friend in the back.
Man, my girlfriend gets so pissed when I wake her up with a hard poke.
by danyaden October 4, 2015
mugGet the hard pokemug.

Poking Around

(v.)
1) To walk/look about or through something without a point
2) To move or act slowly or aimlessly
3) To poke several girls in one day/night/party or look around for some girls to poke right away
4) To see what other people are up to because you have nothing else to do and want to do anything
1) Poking Around a pile of stuff
2) I just was poking around the house and did fuck all
3) Man I was poking around with three of those chick at the party last night
4) I was just poking around to see what the fuck you were up to
by JeBus February 16, 2004
mugGet the Poking Aroundmug.

That thang poking

A phrase used to describe a female's booty that isn't too large but isn't flat, and sticks out in a cute manner.
Joshua: Hey man did you see that new girl Keri today?
Terrence: Yeah she cute in the face for real for real and that thang poking
by Selenaaaass July 12, 2013
mugGet the That thang pokingmug.

Poking Stick

A stick, about 30cm long, that can be concealed up a sleeve, and can be used to 'poke' people who argue with you/irritate you/don't like the music you do/deserve poking/don't deserve poking but you poke anyway/anyone in the hope of enraging them/making them move/injuring them/anything.

An incredibly versatile human management tool
Move out the way, or i'll poke you with my Poking Stick
by Kore March 18, 2004
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