peanut picker

The lowest man on the totem pole. Usually some one who should “shut the fuck up” or doesn’t know what they are talking about

“Tell that peanut picker piece of shit to shut the fuck up he doesn’t know what he’s talking about “- 1st LT

by Dirty mike and the seamen August 17, 2022

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Ass Picker

Someone who acknowledges all of their friends are on and refuses to get on. Also someone who says they're going to get on and never does.

Ethan wont get on because he's too busy picking his ass. Ethan is such an ass picker.

by hotelxx May 22, 2022

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Lenis Picker

Your female parent when they meet their new boyfriend while your father is out in the military doing hard work.

"Hey john, did you know your mother is being a lenis picker?"

"WHAT! I have to tell my father about this!"

by dwwadsau89d7w76dshau8duwd87sad December 17, 2021

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A loser who mooches off of others until his/her times runs out. See also "couch surfer". Butt pickers lack any sort of motivation. Some are sociopaths, true users, but most are lazy indolent types who seek out helping hands to screw over. Get a life, butt pickers.

Although he was a talented carpenter, Johnny was too lazy to find a steady job, and instead chose to lounge around as a butt picker, watching the TV and eating the food of whoever bought his sorry stories.

by tuftskins May 22, 2010

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cherry picker

1. When you scratch your balls so much that they crack and start to bleed.
2. When you finger a girl when she's on her period.

Dude, I was scratching my balls a lot last night and I darn gave myself a cherry picker.

Jenna and I where about to have intercourse but I found out that she was on her period, so I just gave her a cherry picker.

by DYLANNNNNNNNNNNN. August 30, 2008

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