Puddle jumper

One who is 'light on his feet'. A gayboy, a mincer.

Fuck me! Look at that puddle jumper! Yeah, I bet he's good with colour!

by morphinemitt April 28, 2008

Puddle of Mudd

A band with a frontman that doesn't realize that he is NOT Kurt Cobain. Another pathetic rip-off band.

They're a Puddle of SHIT.

by Chernorizets Hrabr November 2, 2004

cuddle puddle

The collection of sex juices left on the bed sheets after having sex. Sex is the form of intense cuddling.

Having sex seated will creat a good wet spot on your sheets. That's a cuddle puddle

by ndizz February 22, 2014

Piss Puddle

A small deposit of urine, left elsewhere than the appropriate facilities.

You are just like a piss puddle, even the person who left you here won't admit to your existence.

by Your Mom In A Handbasket November 13, 2002

Fuck puddle

When a male cums and it leaves a puddle.

Girl: Cody why did you leave a fuck puddle on my bed?

Cody: I didn't want to cum in you and get you preggo.

by Battle #1 December 2, 2009

Puddle jumping

Taking short flights by airplane.

I spent last month puddle jumping between New York and Boston.

by trapclap February 8, 2017

puddle jumping

The act of smoking a bowl of methamphetamines. This term comes from when the crystals turn into a puddle at the bottom of the pipe when heated.

Hey man, I went puddle jumping with this crazy hot chick last night. Then we fucked like rabbits!! It was awesome

by shatteredice18 September 8, 2015