pedophile

A pedophile is someone sexually attracted to young children. They are sick and need help. They are not showing LOVE to kids when they are jacking off to pictures of little kids dressed in thongs like the sickos at corporatesexoffenders.

Johnny likes to look at little girls and it gets him hot.

Oh that's because he's a pedophile.

Well he claims it's just girllove, that he LOVES her and she loves him too and children are sexual beings and they want sex too.

Johnny is a sick fucker pedophile and he needs help. Just like Aries 2004, Tyciol and the other freaks post their lies on this site.

by FrancisBIngrid September 5, 2007

pedophernalia

Items and/or articles owned/rented by a pedophile, or for the purpose of pedophelia.

I was at my uncle Joe's house last weekend, and he's got TONS of pedophernalia laying around the house.

by Vinny VanderMolen September 16, 2008

pedophile mile

any town or area with a larger than normal population of pedophiles. in other words "creep central" or "where uncle mark touched me". There are a few defining characteristics of a pedophile mile that distinguishes it from other suburban areas.
1. an excess of white vans and / or ice cream trucks parked in nearly every driveway.
2. an abnormal amount of shady characters, specifically ones over 40, possibly with small children.
3. if you walk down the street and a random man with a lisp asked to see your no-no area, you are probably in the pedophile mile.
4. last but not least if you see john mccain on any of the porches, RUN. this is most definitely a pedophile mile.

tim: "dude you took the long way home? arent there a shitload of creepy old people?"

john: "fer sure man, its the pedophile mile down there. im lucky to have made it out with my anus intact."

tim: "no doubt. say doesn't your grampa live down there?"

john: "*shudder* dont mention his name... i still have flashbacks."

by a3ro October 12, 2010

pedophile

a man who is sexually attracted to children and tries to kidnap them(steal them)

pedophile:hey kid wanna get in my va- i mean vanilla strawberry
kid:ew your weird
cop:hmmmmm..
cop:HE JUST KIDNAPPED THAT KID CHASE HIM

*gunshots*

by minecraft savage pussy slayer February 26, 2019

peeop

peeop is a contraction of pee and poop, which would just be some rather righteous diarrhea. Excellent word to use when something is nothing more than refuse or excretion. Anything useless may be described as Peeop.
Pronounced "P-OP" OP as in co-OPerations.

Dude, go look at all that peeop in the toilet!

Man, these cheap cameras are peeop.

by Elliot Smith December 14, 2008

pedophilia

The act of having feelings and/or contact between children and adults. An awful practice. BTW, Homosexuality is a lifestyle, a choice made between two consenting adults. Pedophilia is scarring a child for life, not 'liberating them emotionally'. Tricking a child and then having conctact is just plain wrong.

Pedophilia is an awful choice. Pedophiles are sick, tormented human beings.

by T-Raj November 19, 2005

pedophobia

An irrational, often hysterical fear that afflicts many parents. It involves the delusion that perverts wearing trenchcoats are lurking behind every bush with pockets full of candy. Parents with this disorder have an obsessive compulsion to keep their children, even teenagers, under constant surveillance. They egotistically assume that a pervert would WANT their children, even though they tend to be just as dull and unattractive as the parents that spawned them. These parents tend to be highly suggestible, and a large majority watch FOX News regularly. Other symptoms include frequent bouts of paranoia and melodramatic behavior. Sadly, most will not be cured before they have passed the disease on to their children.

The media's sensationalized coverage of child abductions is mostly to blame for the current climate of pedophobia in our society.

by Siddownshaddap April 20, 2004