betting pencil

A small dick

Was it a mega-dobber or a betting pencil?

by wisewithnoname May 3, 2017

pencil fucker

1. To fuck a pencil.
2. To insert a pencil into an improper hole.
3. It can also be used as the same as a piece of shit or an ass hole.
4. To be one, to far, with a pencil.

Pencil fucker has derived from Basher, an American Citizen. It has then been used towards many forms of life.

Ryan is a pencil fucker.

by Basher August 29, 2003

make a pencil

Make a pencil -- (v) When the toddler child of an ugly, pathetic single mom puts his arms over his head with his fingers pressed together into a point, like a giant pencil. The toddler's mom then inserts the toddler in this "pencil" position into her vagina for the purpose of masturbation, because no one else wants to have sex with her saggy cooter.

Poor Mary, no sane man would fuck her,
But then an idea struck her.
She said "Zack, make a pencil!"
"Be my hot-sex utensil"

Zack said, "Get the fuck away from me bitch!"

by skip o'potamus January 4, 2009

pencil

a pad a girl uses when she is on her period

bailey needed a pencil from emily

by mojas boyfriend March 15, 2009

shit pencil

When you pull out during anal and she forgot to shit so you pull out a shit pencil

She gave me a shit pencil last night and I wrote slut on her cheeks

by resperent December 8, 2019

pencil fuck

1. when your sharpener eats up your pencil

2. when skinny people have sex

electric pencil sharpeners are great because you can reduce the risk of pencil fuck

by barffbag November 16, 2018

Pencil Masturbation

When your mechanical pencil is out of led, so you repeatedly and forcefully push the eraser to make sure that you don't have any extra led in there. The sound it makes is like fapping. When led comes out, it is called pencil ejaculation.

Dude, that guy in class kept performing pencil masturbation. Like, get a new pencil already!

by Liberty5000 February 20, 2019