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horny. Derivation from midwestern county fairs that include animal oddities like a two peckered goat.
Bud's hotter than a two peckered goat.
by snappy's February 5, 2008
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pecker

the penis(see also, cock, pecker tracks, peckerwood, and peckerhead)
His pecker was sore because he masturbated too much.
by Light Joker December 5, 2004
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pecker tongs

Keep your pecker tongs off of my tater tots!
by jeff74033 April 21, 2008
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mini pecker

A penis that isn't very large
Nathan: My friend Horrocks apparently has a two inch terror.
Olly: Nah I heard it was more a mini pecker
by GangstarRhymes July 7, 2016
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ghost pecker

A dick} that's been in your woman that you'll never know about. This usually happens when an Armed Forces member is on deployment, giving his wife months or even years of stress-free dick on the side without fear of getting caught.

Something you can never prove existence of unless you've got cameras set up or your loved one owns up to it.
Soldier #1: "Hey man, you hear about Lewis? He fucked some guy up and got put in the brig."

Soldier #2: "Yeah, I heard he found out about some ghost pecker his wife got while we were gone and went off.."
by Salusa February 19, 2007
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little pecker

1) an annoying thin little boy who tries to brag about being the best at everything

2) an extremely small penis that is unable to function properly in pleasing females or males
1) he think's he's great, but really, he's just a little pecker

2) damn, i don't even feel this little pecker

(andrew)
by Big Pimpin in the Hood September 3, 2005
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possum's pecker

1). A slang phrase used to describe a person of questionable worth.
2). A non-person who comes out nightly suffering from “little man’s disease”.
3). A friendly greeting used in the Waseca and Janesville area of Minnesota.
4). A subliminal code indicating that your junk is longer than average.
5). Phrase used by Jackie Gleason in the 1977 movie, "Smokey and the Bandit".
He is a real possum's pecker.
That dude acts like a possum's pecker.
How are you doing you #%*%in' possum's pecker?
Hey, possum's pecker.
"No body's gonna make Bufford T. Justice look like a possum's pecker."
by Dr. Vinnie Boombaa May 4, 2007
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