Painful peanut

(n) the result of sneezing while passing a large turd of moderate firmness

I was on the can, and I had a mid-grump sneezing fit which resulted in a painful peanut.

by Sig63 July 27, 2018

Peanut Rolled

to be murdered.

-from Birmingham, AL.

Yo Bianca, Red just got peanut rolled!

by Purple Pete September 2, 2021

Peanut head

A large skinny oddly shaped head resembling a peanut. Usually this person also has small ears

Mookie you have a tiny ass head, stupid peanut head ass

by Swaggy_D November 15, 2014

peanut butter

Lubricious, creamy, delicious, and, most importantly, "spreadable"

Alyssa is one fine, peanut butter ho

by nautilus_shore May 24, 2010

smuggling peanuts

the unfortunate condition of having stiff nips

person 1: wow, you must be freezing

person 2: o god, i'm smuggling peanuts aren't i?

person 1: uhuh

by sara s April 19, 2006

Peanut Gallery

Someone who has squirrel brains. Anything they say should and will be ignored.

We won't be taking any comments from the peanut gallery.

by HokeyPokey December 17, 2012

peanut butter

leather interior in your pimp ride

"if you pushin candy color with buttah on cuttas" you ballin, houston style

by H- Town Representa!! August 22, 2003