Windows Pattern

The pattern Microsoft follows for making their oses.

IE: Suck, Good, Suck, Good

Windows 3.11 or 3.1 = Good, Windows 95 = Horrible, Windows 98 = Good, Windows 98 se = Fail Sauce, Windows 2000 = Good, Windows ME = Epic Fail, Windows XP = Amazing, Windows Vista = Windows ME on drugs, Windows 7 =Best Yet.

Pretty much everyone who has been buying every other os since windows 95 has been screwed in the ass. And people like me who have been buying every one since 3.1 have not been screwed at all.

John: I have owned 95, 98 se, Me, and Vista.

Me: So you have owned all the failures of oses?

John:????

Me: Have all those sucked?

John: Yes! OMG YES!!

Me: I have owned 3.11, 98, 2000, Xp, and 7.

John: Do they actually work with ALL your programs and hardware?

Me: Yes. Because Microsoft Taints every other os they make.

John: Why?

Me: Because they value their original customers like me, who have been buying their stuff since their first successfull os: 3.1

John: oh

Me: Yep.

windows xp windows vista windows 7 windows pattern

by wabbabu9776 June 7, 2009

potterton

Potterton—a loser with no friends and is the blackest thing on earth with the smallest dick and he wishes it could be as big as a mushroom seriously it looks like a silk worm with an eating disorder

You such a potterton

by K3n0dall May 26, 2018

Design-Pattern

A general, reusable solution to a commonly occurring problem within a given context in life.

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"that girl I just met -- I'm in love with her -- I'm gonna play it cool"

"nice dude, that's a design-pattern"

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"bro I'm about to not kick sand in Ninja's face"

"good call man -- that's a design-pattern"

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by smatthewenglish May 16, 2019

darren peterson

The coolest trans at lths love vaping or doing anything to rebel. Lots of side pieces loves to get frisky no judging.PAP IS A CRAZY PARTIER

Example: Did you see Darren Peterson got ungrounded and already learned a new vape trick!!!
Definition: crazy partier who can’t get stoped.

by Killer Klown14 February 14, 2022

Peterson bag

A bag of small, insufficient or lackluster amount of leaves. Usually perpetrated by a person trying to rush through their work so as to return to their True North.

If I can catch it with one hand it is a PETERSON BAG!!!!!!

by Poooooody February 4, 2009

Brent Peterson

A very talented, unique, cute, truthful, favoring, and thoughtful individual who dreams of becoming president. You should vote for him.

Quandale Zoinks Cornelius JiggleSquiggle Bottom IV: I'm voting Brent Peterson 2024 for president of the United States."

by bckm.009 October 17, 2022

Yeeterson peterson

the use of yeeterson Peterson is when your friend tells you about his girlfriend and you are very confusion because he is ugly as shit and smells like curry and your wondering why he had a girl friend you look dazzled and say yeeterson Peterson unfortunately your friend was dumb enough to search this word up on urban dictionary and now he is depressed because he looks like shit and smells like curry, he says to your mum is yeeterson Peterson but there for he called his mum confusing and you agree and slap him in the head because he’s a politically incorrect idiot and now you have one less friend because he died if being to depressed. UgHGHghh yeeterson on my Peterson bitch face banana lookin kiddo thing !!!!

So like I got a girlfriend right haha

Lmao no you didn’t you smell like curry

Yeah but she doesn’t care

Haha when you try to be cool by pretending you have a girl friend even tho you look like shit.. yeah nice try dan

Melvin I’m being serious

WHAT??

Yeah

yeeterson Peterson

I have depression now :(

by Joshua Nayler March 13, 2019