Peter Parker is the everyman. He’s the common, average, middle-of-the-road guy that just happens to be endowed with amazing powers when he’s bitten by a radioactive spider. Despite Spidey’s fantastic abilities, Peter Parker still has to deal with the woes of middle-class living. Girl problems, making ends meet, keeping his family together, getting through school; all the tropes of our everyday normal lives lived out through the eyes of a superhero.
by Caleb_Nyuu June 13, 2013
Named for the hero of Spider-Man; refers to the kind of fortune where small victories are overshadowed by crushing demoralizing setbacks. This trait may be heriditary in Spider-Man's case, as his parents were successful CIA agents but died in an plane crash.
"My aunt is in a coma, I'm a fugitive from the law, and I can't help but feel something bad is about to happen to my marriage...damn this Parker Luck!"
by onimaruxlr November 05, 2007
Kai is a misunderstood character on the vampire diaries. He's been abused his whole life and when he finally snapped, his family finally had a reason to send him away. When he met Bonnie and Damon he acted "annoying" because he hadn't talked to anyone in 18 years. And when he tried to apologize to Bonnie he was good but she left him. He's the way he is because no one gave him a chance. Kai is sweet, funny, and adorable once you get to know him. He's the boy who just wanted to be loved.
Person: who's that
Me: Kai Parker
Damon: you mean sociopath
Me: Kai really nice once you get to know him!
Damon: more like annoying
Me: that's because you never gave him a chance!
Me: Kai Parker
Damon: you mean sociopath
Me: Kai really nice once you get to know him!
Damon: more like annoying
Me: that's because you never gave him a chance!
by Suckmycockadoodledoo December 25, 2020
by Bucky barns July 03, 2018
The act of when you pack an asshole with jizz, one waits for there partner/significant other to fall asleep. Once asleep you put your asshole 6-12" from your partner's face and fart/spray a web of jizz all over the face while you yell out "you were Peter Parkered Bitch," leaving a jizz web all over your partner's face.
by Jamrock121 May 20, 2014
Larry David: you happy with that park?
pig parker: yeah, what's wrong with it?
Larry David: you're way over the line. You know what you are?
pig parker: what am I?
Larry David: You're a fucking pig parker!
pig parker: yeah, what's wrong with it?
Larry David: you're way over the line. You know what you are?
pig parker: what am I?
Larry David: You're a fucking pig parker!
by potterfreak98 March 13, 2012
Charles "Bird" Parker Jr. (August 29, 1920 – March 12, 1955)was an African-American composer and jazz alto-saxophonist. He is considered a great jazz innovator and revered, by many, as a musical genius.
He and fellow musician, Dizzy Gillespie, were the founders of a new sub-genre of jazz music, Bebop. Many of Parker's songs have become jazz standards and are widely incorporated into many current jazz musicians' repetoires.
Parker's was a complete virtuoso on his sax. His style of playing way fast, lyrical, and rhythmicly complex and his popularity brought an onslaught of copiers who transcribed and played his solos note-for-note.
He, like many musicians of his time, was a chronic heroin user and it was this activity and the effects of heavy drinking that ultimately led to his demise in 1955. News of his death travelled quickly through the jazz community and soon the phrase "Bird Lives" appeared as graffiti across New York subways.
His music has inspired many great musicians such as John Coltrane, Miles Davis, Jaco Pastorius, and Yo-Yo Ma.
He and fellow musician, Dizzy Gillespie, were the founders of a new sub-genre of jazz music, Bebop. Many of Parker's songs have become jazz standards and are widely incorporated into many current jazz musicians' repetoires.
Parker's was a complete virtuoso on his sax. His style of playing way fast, lyrical, and rhythmicly complex and his popularity brought an onslaught of copiers who transcribed and played his solos note-for-note.
He, like many musicians of his time, was a chronic heroin user and it was this activity and the effects of heavy drinking that ultimately led to his demise in 1955. News of his death travelled quickly through the jazz community and soon the phrase "Bird Lives" appeared as graffiti across New York subways.
His music has inspired many great musicians such as John Coltrane, Miles Davis, Jaco Pastorius, and Yo-Yo Ma.
by au-town July 26, 2006