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parked a tiger

The post tense of having parked ones stomach contents somewhere. The term is most appropriate for sudden involuntary regurgitation where the parking site is particularly unfortunate, and causes distress for all concerned.
I'm never taking a drunk scrubber home again; the last one parked a tiger in my bed!
by Aaaardvark November 26, 2006
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parked in

The state of being unable to enter your vehicle because some dickhead parked too close to the door. The solution to this is usually to have to enter the other side of the vehicle and climb through, although if you're parked in on both sides, you are hosed.
I got parked in by some dickhead in a mini the other day. I smashed all the windows and tipped the damn thing over.
by Trinadtsat Tomitsu December 28, 2007
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pizza parker

The man who won't eat his vegetables EVER!!!!!
Do not ask him to eat vegetables warning. HE WILL SHOOT YOU.
Uncle Ben asked Pizza Parker to eat his vegetables, he then realized his mistake as Pizza Parker shoves a 9mm pistol into the back of his throat and wasted him.
by VeeREx February 2, 2018
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Parakeet

Any of 115 species in 30 genera (sub-family Psittacinae) of small slender seed-eating parrots. Parakeets are small slender parrots that have long pointed tapering tails. Most people think of the budgerigar when they think of a parakeet, but the budgerigar is one of many species of parakeet. They are commonly kept as pets and often sold very cheaply which results in large numbers of them being abused and dying well before their life expectancy is up. Parakeets can live up to 15 years or more, but often don’t make it past 4 in captivity.
Parakeets are parrots, and budgerigars are parakeets.
by OneBadAsp October 15, 2006
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Elephant Parade

When 3 or more guys walk in a single file line while holding the cock of the person behind them.
Hey Steve, we're gonna have an elephant parade in the living room in a few minutes if you want to come.
by TheSkipper January 8, 2009
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paramedic

Absolutely, positively, the last person in the world you want to fuck with.
I'm nice to the paramedics, for obvious reasons.
by nyc14gauge September 25, 2006
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parade

Look, there goes the McDonald float down the parade route.
by OpFox07 August 18, 2010
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