ten page syndrome 

When you are writing a huge important paper that is supposed to be 15-20 pages, and somewhere around the tenth page, you start feeling like a) you are never going to finish this goddamn paper, b)everything you have written so far is total crap and makes no sense. Generally results in a paper-writing break that may include curling up in a ball and sobbing. Occurs with higher frequency at the end of the semester. Only known cure is actually getting off your ass and working. Ten page syndrome may persist until you are a page or two away from your minimum, when it will be replaced by elation and a second wind of energy.

I can't tell if my paper about postmodernism and the clam trade in Cucamonga is really a worthless piece of shit, or if I just have ten page syndrome.

ten page syndrome by alyssa August 29, 2005

pager code

Back in the 90's when pagers were made available to a younger generation, a code was created where numbers were assigned to represent letters so that messages could be passed using this code.

Each letter was represented using a number or combination of numbers. Some number definitions varied but this is just one basic breakdown:

A = 8
B = 8
C = 6
D = 0
E = 3
F = 4
G = 6
H = 4
I = 1
J = 7
K = 15
L = 7
M = 177
N = 17
O = 0
P = 9
Q = 0
R = 12
S = 5
T = 7
U = 11
V = 11
W = 111
X = 25
Y = 4
Z = 2

There was often a lot of confusion with messages.

7415 15 986312 6003 81764
( This is pager code bitch )

pager code by Alex Cho December 22, 2004

Justin Bieber Fan Page Hijacking 

When a group or a single person tricks the stupid ass admins of a belieber facebook fan page into letting them become admin. They then delete the other admins and often turn it into different themes such as MLP:FIM, Spiderman, Slenderman, or anything against justin beiber faggot. Biebfags tend to RAGE when their facebook page is taken from them.

You:Can I please be an admin on the page? I am really good at imagines, I will do s4s and will stay active for as long as possible! I can help the page out as much as possible!
Them: Sure!
You: *Deletes everyone else and commits Justin Bieber Fan Page Hijacking*

Justin Bieber Fan Page Hijacking by im-not-a-tripfag July 20, 2011

Wikipedia page-hopping 

When you go on wikipedia and find an article then click on a hyperlink, then click on another hyperlink on another page, etc.

David Bowie and Lou Reed were Wikipedia page-hopping one night when they realised they were really really awesome.

Wikipedia page-hopping by wiilltransformer January 7, 2009

Pageant Mom 

Woman in her mid forties who pushes her young child to be in pageants to live vicariously through that child. Delirious to how a normal child should be raised and a complete dumb bitch. Notorious for harboring the future strippers of America.

That Pageant mom is the reason my tanning store is still in business.

Pageant Mom by Justice S. Erved February 7, 2010

front page 

first thing you see.

I came into the office at 6am and there she is, right on the front page, taking a dump on freddie's chest.

front page by T. Polkinghorne March 24, 2008

Palestine

1.Where Jesus is from and was born in
2.Some town in Texas

Jesus is Palestinian not is-not-reali
I have never been to Palestine in Texas but I think it is boring

Palestine by NotGoodBad August 11, 2021