patronize

To buy art particularly during the 13th and 15th centuries in Italy.

Michelangelo's art is totally awesome. I'm so going to patronize him.

by Hossinator April 11, 2011

pardon my french

phrase used as an appology for using profanities. The word for "seal" (the animal) in french is "phoque," which is pronounced the same as the word "fuck" in english. This is how the phrase originated.

You've got to be fucking kidding me! Pardon my french, but that's insane!

by Lazy Time Waster December 17, 2004

Patronin'

To be intoxicated from drinking the popular tequila Patron.

1) You: I'll be at the party in 15 minutes.

Me: You better hurry up, everyone is Patronin' and everything.

2) You may be drunk, but I'm Patronin'

by One Rho March 23, 2008

expecto patronads

The shortened form of this word is "nads", but both can be used to the same effect. Originally coined in the famous puppet videos on youtube as a wizard swear, it is now a synonym for the male genitals, better known as balls.

My, what large nads you have!
That man has impressive expecto patronads.

by Uber sausage December 18, 2010

Beggum Pardon

Something you say when you don't hear what someone said. Or when in disbelief of what you've just heard.

Go get my shoes. Beggum Pardon? You heard me, go get my shoes.

by Garrett March 26, 2003

Blanket Pardon

A pass to do anything as long as it's "under the blanket" (no holds barred). Could start off as just snuggling, but end up in explicit activity (i.e Netflix n Chill).

Him: Is it possible to get a blanket pardon on the first date?
Her : Depends on how much you spend on dinner...

by AuWhiNker April 8, 2021

patrone

Tequila that is mostly meant for rappers to sing about and get drunk too, very tasty.

I'm on that Patrone so get like me-Yung Joc

by ifwnsejg July 12, 2007