optionitis

sick of making choices. very similar to the laziness of senioritis.

I can't decide, man, my optionitis is flaring.

by walkwithme June 9, 2016

Optional: Start Smacking Backs Out Here

Optional: Start Smacking Backs Out Here

Optional: Start Smacking Backs Out Here

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 31, 2025

Optional October

This is the prelude to "no-shave November." It is where shaving becomes optional due to a variety of factors, including the beginning of the MLB playoffs, your favorite NFL team being 3-1, plain old laziness, or the fact that one just needs some practice not shaving. It can also relate in northern tier states to the beginning of deer bow hunting.

Dude, you didn't shave today. Are you prepping for "No-Shave November?" "Yep, but it has a name. It's called Optional October."

by iliumoptical October 2, 2012

Option E

All of the above. The umbrella option in a multiple choice test.

"Hey man, what did you want to do tonight, watch the game, go to the bar or get some food?"
"Option E, let's hit up Buffalo Wild Wings!"

by Doggfite May 22, 2017

Option Syndrome

When someone settles because they know a very limited number of attractive individuals of the opposite gender. So they tolerate someone that is completely incompatible with their personality.

Stop tolerating her because you have option syndrome. There are plenty of fish in the sea, stop trying to force it.

by vicorite February 17, 2022

esc f1 f2 f3 f4 f5 f6 f7 d8 f9 f10 f11 f12 power `1234567890-= delete tab qwertyuiop[]\ caps lock asdfghjkl;' return lshift zxcvbnm,./ rshift fn control option command space command option arrows

keyboard (look down to see this)

(looks down at keyboard and sees esc f1 f2 f3 f4 f5 f6 f7 d8 f9 f10 f11 f12 power `1234567890-= delete tab qwertyuiop\ caps lock asdfghjkl;' return lshift zxcvbnm,./ rshift fn control option command space command option arrows)

by 584940493395874392034839394 October 20, 2024

The seventh option

« The seventh option » is what you call a guy that is so cute that he himself could be one of the 7 world wonders.

Mary: Hey, don’t you think that guy in the first year is cute!

Matthew: Bro… he could be the seventh option for me.

by matthraquis January 2, 2023