1. (verb) To play excessively uninteresting and self-indulgent guitar solos, usually live on stage, and usually to the collective eye-roll of all in attendance except those who actually fall for wankery.
2. (noun) The offending guitarist.
2. (noun) The offending guitarist.
Music Lover 1: oh man this guitarist sucks! he's just wanking up there. don't the other guys in the band care that he totally fucking sucks?
Music Lover 2: no idea, man, i have no idea how this gets on stage. what a frickin wank that guy is.
Music Lover 2: no idea, man, i have no idea how this gets on stage. what a frickin wank that guy is.
by Viktor II August 22, 2007
the wank is a shortened term for the Westbank, located on the western bank of New Orleans, Louisiana
by BG July 22, 2003
by hippylito December 27, 2006
I have a been wanked
by Cangh Jui May 15, 2003
by LMN December 16, 2003
Adjective for disappointing and underwhelming. A bad experience that falls short of expectations. Usually followed with a sense of yearning for something more.
In relation to a single "wank" as in "wanking off" or a hand job. A singular wank that leaves the subject with a sense of yearning for a full experience, but alas it was only a singular wank.
In relation to a single "wank" as in "wanking off" or a hand job. A singular wank that leaves the subject with a sense of yearning for a full experience, but alas it was only a singular wank.
"Hey what did you think of that movie last night?"
"Fuck, man that shit was wank! Shoulda stayed home instead"
"Fuck, man that shit was wank! Shoulda stayed home instead"
by Thanatos89 February 20, 2014
The sound that is made when Jim from The Heat Creeps plays guitar. Also the sound that is made when Mel Tillis is trying to call you a wanker.
Damn it Clee, it doesn't go like that it goes Wank Chigida Wank!
Mel says, Clee your a wank chigida wank wank chigida, oh forget it!
Mel says, Clee your a wank chigida wank wank chigida, oh forget it!
by Robb Graves October 22, 2004