Pipe captain

A guy who is designated by his friend to have sex with, or pipe out, his girl while he is unable to do so.

Harry: "Hey Jack! Will you be my pipe captain while I am away this weekend?"
Jack: "I would be honored!"

by Johnny_whitestream November 10, 2016

Pipe Rattler

When you go to take a dump and all that comes out are MASSIVE farts.

Farts that you're too scared to let out anywhere but on the toilet.

I thought I had to take a huge shit, but all that came out were pipe rattlers.

by Schroedster April 14, 2014

Semen Pipe

A dick. This word was made by Ben Allen

You are a semen pipe

by Brn June 25, 2015

water pipe

A water pipe is a Tobacco Pipe that uses water as a filter. the term is often used in head shops because it is a product that can be legally used as a tobacco smoking device.

customer: "can I see that bong?"
clerk: "that's a water pipe."
Customer: "isn't that the same thing?"
clerk: "... I cant talk about it..."

by Sko56 April 29, 2006

Pipe up

Get the strap , up your heat, gatted up, same meaning

“Tell these fuck niggas I said vool me up, pipe up “

by MurkAm1 November 12, 2018

pipe me

fellatio

(imperative/verb)

Ray Donovan, HBO, 'New Birthday' episode (August 11, 2013).
Marvin.. to Bridget: "Pipe me!"

by gdl August 12, 2013

pipe dream

n : a fantastic but vain hope (from fantasies induced by the opium pipe);

' I have this dream about being the king of the universe.'

by A Metaphor for Paranoia January 07, 2005