A comedian who happened to be the funniest person ever to walk the earth. Died earlier this year...and the world has been unfunny ever since. He was about to to a special on HBO that would have been fuckin' awesome...but now...it will never happen. Go figure...everyone who ever does something good for the world dies before they hit 30.
by Sgt. Pepper May 11, 2005
So, I sit at the hotel at night and I think of something that's funny. Or, If the pen is too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of wasn't funny
by Mitch April 01, 2005
Your boss who controls remotely and capriciously your income, career, and future. From David Mamet's play Glengarry Glenn Ross.
by Big Steve April 28, 2006
by Mike bitch October 17, 2009
A flawless bitch queen 👸🏻
by PTX_is_my life January 25, 2017
"Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddamn it Otto, you are an alcoholic. Goddamn it Otto, you have Lupus... one of those two doesn't sound right."--Mitch Hedberg
by nirvana563 May 07, 2005
by Coolestbitchontheblock January 05, 2015