nut job

A person of inadequate sanity or lacking normal perceptions of reality

Man, that bitch Kara is a nut job

by Anonymous October 05, 2003

between jobs

A clever and discreet way of saying your unemployed.you've had a job,not currently working,but will be working in the near future.

"so where do you work at Joe?" "Oh,uh... Im actually between jobs right now,how about you?"

by DonSantos January 03, 2007

Bro job

v. When two bros decide they need to relieve the stress in their respective "Bro sticks" by initiating the act of oral stimulation. Different from a "Blow job" the bro job is named as such to keep the relationship between the bros heterosexual.

Chad: "Dude, my bro stick is full of brotein"

Josh: "Bro, I got you. Let me give you a bro job and you can release that brotein"

by MayorOfFlavourtown November 11, 2017

Green job.

Getting a blow job in the back seat of a Prius.

Green job. I got a lot more Green jobs than I ever did in my SUV.

by Wayne Powers October 15, 2008

101 Job

Double vaginal penetration (i.e. two penises simultaneously inserted in to a vagina).

The number 101 is an example of iconicity whereby the number 1 represents a penis and the number 0 represents a vagina.

"I must call up to Limerick there Friday night to do a 101 job"

by cheesy454 November 17, 2022

bleach job

When someone wearing Crest whitestrips (or other teeth whitening product) performs fellatio.

Maggie swallowed one of her Aquafresh white trays while giving Doug a bleach job.

by scoges July 17, 2009

Mask job

When you put your penis between a face mask and someone's mouth and use the mask to cum.

My girl is so scared of the 'rona that she only gives me mask jobs now!

by Ghostlierrabbit May 08, 2020