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Orphanage

1. A great place to adopt children with no homes
2. My favorite place to commit war crimes
Guy 1: you goin' to the orphanage?

Guy 2: yeah, but I'm not getting any kids
Guy 1: damn
by GhostyBoi666 January 31, 2020
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Orphaned From Behind

To get fucked in the ass so hard that it kills your parents. Also known as getting 'Fucked in the Lineage'.
I wish we were catching up in less tragic circumstances. You see, we're at Jonny's parent's funeral because he was Orphaned From Behind... by my brother.
by kimofingle August 4, 2012
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Orphan

People who can't afford parents... (poor people)
Orphan: Oh no! I don't have enough money from the bank I robbed yesterday
Policeman: So you were the kid that robbed the bank
*In mind, I should help this poor poor orphan
*Lends the poor orphan 1 cent
Policeman: Here you go, now go and live a good life
*Orphan quickly go to buy parents
* Becomes Technoblade
Technoblade: Policeman, you are a good man. I will thank you for lending me money by killing all the orphans so you don't have to lend out money anymore.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I am Joseph Marino, and this is Disney Channel *draws penis on screen
Fellows, what you've just witnessed is the tale of the blood god, Tech. He is famous for haunting orphans. He kills like a pig, with no blades. just paws. That's all for tonight, I am Millie Mobby Mrown, and thank you for watching, Ben 10. Sex! (sex is a way of saying goodbye in the gigachad culture)

*Everyone then cutely gets killed by the BLOOD GOD, tech, with NO BLADES. <3
by 10,11 buff cat June 6, 2022
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Online Orphanage

A person who claims to live a perfect life on social media especially Twitter but is infact very hungry offline
Don't go out on a date with a guy because you are Hungry, don't be an online Orphanage
by oyimzy April 5, 2020
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Orphan Bat

A bat usually carved from the bones of previous orphans who stumbled upon your lawn, usually has cheese grader attachments as well as a nailgun to maximize pain and suffering in said orphan or orphans. Also a term used when somebody with no friends is annoying you.
When the girl would not leave my friend alone about his hair color, he turned to me and shouted "Fetch me my orphan bat!"
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omaha

That Omaha scence is up and coming, no?
by Jeanette August 9, 2004
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orphases

In a typical mammalian body such as the human body, the body orphases are: mouth, anus and vagina. Its slang for vaginal and anal openings.
He used to think about her orphases ten times a day.
by woleez June 7, 2010
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