Toxic Ogre

The Very Toxic Ogre

That Toxic Ogre(Scott Dorey) is gonna lose his legs or at least I hope

by Toxic Ogre July 5, 2023

meaty ogre

when something is just so average that it reminds you of ogres

John: "That clarinet player was really meaty ogre"
Doe: "Dude wtf, do you mean mediocre?"
John: "No I meant meaty ogre, that dude looked just like Shrek"

by Mimuxus August 3, 2023

It’s not Ogre yet

The second part of the well known fable known as “Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life”

It’s the last day of school, and I’m in my last class. I’m talking with my super cool teacher, thanking him for a Shrektastic year. “It was charming to be with you” he told me… N-no! It can’t be… I turned around towards him, it’s just who I suspected, it was Prince Charming this whole time… I lunge after him, trying to lodge onions in his pretty boy rectum, but it was no use. As soon as I uncover his anus, Fairy Godmother emerges, and puts a layer restriction spell on me. “It’s all ogre now”, Just as when I thought my last layer was being stripped from my soul, Shrek crashes through the ceiling. Yes..! Without a moments hesitation, Shrek grabs Prince Charming by the dick, rips it off and strangles him with it. Fairy Godmother tried to fly away, but Shrek pulled out his Onion-zooka, Fairy Godmother burns to ashes. Shrek restores my layers, and gives me an onion. I go home with a sore anus from his massive ogre sized shaft.

Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life

It’s not Ogre Yet…

It’s never Ogre…

by PilgrimKid September 7, 2023

Ogred

When you get so incredibly shit-faced that you begin to resemble an ogre and start smashing things for no reason

“Jesus Christ, Melissa got so ogred last night. She broke into the booze and drank everything, then she punched a hole through three layers of the house’s foundation.”

by MaxIsVeryFunny February 28, 2021

ogre

Ogre is a lovely kind person who likes his own gender they are mostly known for dating people such as atomicverrater and also they are hard workers, usually they work at restaurants like kfc or mcdonalds for many hours during the day, and the rest of the day they proceed to sword fight on stay alive and flirting with men.

Wow! This guy has to be ogre hes stealing my boyfriend.

by OneofJoeysSlayers September 9, 2022

Ogre Dust

Shit residue left on a toilet seat from someone with poor personal hygiene.

I had to use the restroom really bad and unfortunately someone before me left Ogre Dust on the toilet seat.

by JHely April 22, 2022

Ogres Are Onions

A sarcastic idiom that is used to mock a person or people that think they understand a certain concept.

Person A: Oh I see! So quantum physics is basically advanced physics!
Person B: Ah yes, Ogres Are Onions... It's not.. You.. You can't simplify it that much my dude...

by MAJE_4 November 14, 2021