Shifting me off

Another phrase for being wanked off. A cheeky wristy. A hand shandy. A cheese and hand sandwich

A ghost was shifting me off in the car park last night

by Shiftingmeoff November 25, 2023

Break me off

Sex that's so passionate, the man's penis gets broken in the offing.

She came so hard, she broke him off. And though he didn't show it, he was proud. But later when he went home, he showed he was hurting and he went to see a doctor. But he added that notch to his belt. Prior to the whole experience, the two had playful conversation, and he, feeling she may think him too arrogant, tried to play off what he was saying, by saying it in a by the way type manner, as he said girl you gunna break me off tonight. He apparently was successful because she laughed.

by Archieb September 13, 2023

Off me later

When something reminds you that you need to off yourself.

Off-note it could be masturbation.

Steped in dog poo while talking to my girl and she just broke up the second, i took the step. Ended that convo with a "Off me later bitch!" - you.
"Sounds like you wanna do her.." -everyone else.

by BigDickLongJohnDingDongFjong January 18, 2021

Your Pissing Me Off

Its when your real mad shit at someone and you say "Your Pissing Me Off."

Like: Yo Bro Get away from me Your pissing me off.

by Vanx_The_Bunny_Boy February 11, 2021

Your Pissing Me Off

Your Fuxing mad at someone like
Person 1 (bully): Hey hey hey, its him agai-
Person 2 (Bullied): geez stop Your Pissing me Off

also remember to get a YOUR PISSING ME OFF mug for your girlfriend Yaoyorozu

YOUR PISSING ME OFF SHOO

by Vanx_The_Bunny_Boy February 11, 2021

Stop the world and let me off!

You use this phrase when someone repeats a story over and over or if a person is just spouting bull shit. Instead of saying "You're full of it.", you can say (in a sarcastic tone) "Well....stop the world and let me off".

It's also an appropriate response to a big surprise.

"Did you hear the news? Sally is pregnant!"

"After all these years!? Well, stop the world and let me off!"

by Weird Gonzo July 23, 2022

Cut me off

What James Charles said to his Penis

“But ya didn’t have the cut me off” James’ Floppa

by DaPussy_Slaya August 23, 2022