Head in the clouds

Acting on whim or fancy. Living in a fantasy, and oftentimes a lackadaisical manner.

I dont believe it's possible for me to ever have a serious conversation with you, you always have your head in the clouds.

by Ocho` March 4, 2012

cpl cloud

amazing looking, ladies man, huge schlong, super angry, depressed motivator. from the mid west has a fish on arm.

hey, stop being such a cpl cloud

by RainMan666 November 3, 2010

Cloud Moment

Fucking up a social interaction so much that people will question if you're even a human being

Punchy Lady: Here's your drink. Would you like to pay in cash or credit?
Twink: Uhhm... I... Uuh... Crebit?
Arm Gun Man: Wow! That really was a Cloud Moment!

by Sephiroth from Final Fantasy February 25, 2021

Corn-Cloud

A fart that smells like corn and lingers

"You may want to avoid this area for a while, I just dropped a corn-cloud over here"

by Tim A November 8, 2005

Clouded by Muff

When a man is so overcome by the sweet taste of pussy(s), or the possibility of tasting pussy(s), that all rational thought is discarded in the pursuit of that pussy(s).

John: "What the fuck was Bart thinking shagging that butt-ugly fat-bird last night? Man she made me wanna spew!"

Mike: "Who knows dude, he was probably clouded by muff"

by Movershaker August 27, 2008

Cloud Smack

When you blow you vape clouds when someone is not looking and it hits them in the face.

*Adam blew his vape cloud in Shane's face*

Adam, "You just got cloud smacked."
Shane, "What the fuck."

by VodkaMalibu May 28, 2016

cloud kiss

A sexual act when a man performs oral sex on a woman and holds her fluids in his mouth. The woman simultaneously performs oral sex on the man and hold his fluids in her mouth. They then kiss open mouthed, mixing the fluids together. It can also be performed between two guys or two girls.

+Why do you called it a cloud kiss?

-We had white/cleared fluids inside our mouth, duh.

by islandgirlx July 2, 2019