Bust a Nutella

when you use a jar of Nutella as a fleshlight and bust a nut, it is usually recommended that you cover up the nut after performing this action

bruh I just busted a Nutella and didn't tell anyone
watch out dude I think Jared busted a Nutella in that
when I get home I'm going to bust a Nutella

by Phat Knut Buster May 19, 2019

nattering nabobs of negativism

The coolest thing Spiro Agnew ever said.

Spiro Agnew called the press "nattering nabobs of negativism" in his speech the other day.

by Albie Wangsta April 1, 2004

NetTek

The crappiest computer store in Shelbyville, Indiana. They claim they build the best PCs but buy the parts from other places, jack the price up 30%, and then claim you're getting a good deal. Want to upgrade? Sorry, can't do it yourself without voiding your warranty! 17" monitor? That's another $200!

"I wanted a quality computer, but buying one from NetTek was not one of my options because I didn't want to be in debt for 10 years and didnt want to make a trip to the store every other day."

by Anonymous May 19, 2003

Nutless Dick Sac

The occurrence of being born without testicles in your scrotum sac but instead the gist of the sac is permeated with a magnum sized dong.

Joseph's roommate dropped his shower towel to reveal a perfectly shaped nutless dick sac.

Every time i tug on my nutless dick sac it fills with more liquid.

After I knocked Rich out i tea-bagged him with my nutless dick sac.

by jcash2 January 21, 2010

nute

a slang term for nutria (large aquatic rat). also used as a deregatory dis toward others.

"whoa dude did you see that huge nute!"

"quit being a nute dude! let me borrow a dollar!"

"my parents are being nutes, i cant hang out tonight."

by nute_master March 3, 2007

Nutella

A heavy pot of a brown substance which is particularly good for fashioning an emergency beard from.

It's a fabulous face-pack and excellent conditioner for extremely dry hair.

Best removed with a medicated shampoo for a really good "fizzy" clean hair feel.

Allergy warning: CONTAINS NUTS! (the clue is in the name!)

"The cops are after me!! i need a disguise!"
"quick, fashion a beard from this nutella!!"

"Look at my split ends!! what am i going to do??"
"have you tried Nutella?"

by Ceriffwrdd March 17, 2011

Nutter Butter

A sexual method, where the male ejaculates in the females anus, in which the female pushes it out along with solid waste. The 'Nutter' means "bust a nut", and 'Butter' is the product of the faeces, and semen mixing together.

person1: "dude, it was so hot, i gave her the hottest Nutter Butter.
person2: " that sounds awesome, what colour was it?"

by Diktugnutz February 15, 2017