nuclear weed

Weed that's so good it puts you in a coma.

friend: bro you gotta try my new stuff, it's some nuclear weed

by KekMemes August 20, 2017

Nuclear seagulls

Goosebumps on the lower right corner of your upper lip.

I got the nuclear seagulls when Josh ate the last of my Christmas.

by Steak daddy July 11, 2018

nuclear apocalypse

A world that is a wasteland from a nuclear war call it a fallout if you want its all the same thing and maybe you can find weird shit after the effects

Oct,23,2077 the nuclear apocalypse came killing every thing so the United States built underground vaults this is where a story begins in a nuclear apocalypse

by Deathfox6 February 6, 2018

Nuclear Waste

That shit you find and cover yourself in because you wanted to get super powers. But doesn't work because it kills you

Guy:OH SHIT NUCLEAR WASTE I WANT SUPER POWERS
*covers self in nuclear waste*
*dies from cancer and shit*

by Lazylittlebastard May 30, 2019

The Nuclear Word

Donald Trump’s version of the n-word

The n-word is… no no it’s the nuclear word.

by MemesDude August 8, 2023

Nuclear Cough

A Nuclear Cough is when you cough so hard you shit your pants a little bit. Aptly named due to the fallout.

Man I was so sick last night I had a Nuclear Cough and ended up having to clean up more than I had expected.

by Jeepers McGillicutty March 11, 2023

Nuclear Nut

when a person nuts so hard that it creates a constant leakage of semen

John doe: BRO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
John doe 2: MY SEMEN IS NOTHING BUT A NUCLEAR NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
John doe: WE ARE GONNA FUCKING DIE!!!!!

*explosion*

by DreamybullxxxNew August 20, 2023