An extremely contagious virus commonly caught by corporate executives. Symptoms include unjustifiable purchasing of cloud services to replace in-house infrastructure. Often leads to uncontrollable bleeding of company funds. There is no cure.
Fred (CIO): Lets move everything to the cloud.
Steve (IT Administrator): I think you have the cloud virus.
Steve (IT Administrator): I think you have the cloud virus.
by burdeman October 12, 2014
Get the cloud virus mug.A cough or common cold that a group of friends, who smoke weed together, acquire when one jackass hits the bong with out informing people that they are sick.
*Cough Cough* " what's wrong dude?" "Bong virus man"
"A bong virus? What's that"
"We were all smoking the other day and Dakins dumbass was sick and didn't tell us so were all sick now"
"A bong virus? What's that"
"We were all smoking the other day and Dakins dumbass was sick and didn't tell us so were all sick now"
by Reddd dogg November 22, 2014
Get the bong virus mug.The Fezi Virus is a contagious virus primarily prevalent amongst brown guys. Emotionally-stable girls unfortunately attract this virus, causing them to behave obsessively with creepy and pathetic tendencies.
Oh no, looks like you caught The Fezi Virus. Quick, bathe yourself in bleach! Kill yourself before they kill you! May the Lord be with you.
by bobo122 November 22, 2019
Get the The Fezi Virus mug.A phenomenon where a certain cursed image of Miley Cyrus is AirDropped to multiple people, further spreading the disease. (ih0.redbubble.net/image.667611199.0257/flat,1000x1000,075,f.u3.jpg).
Person A: Omigod, did you see that photo Ms. Tiller AirDropped everybody?
Person B: Yeah, it's the Cyrus Virus.
Person B: Yeah, it's the Cyrus Virus.
by masonwonder13 October 9, 2019
Get the Cyrus Virus mug.The disease where a bored worker claims to feel sick and feverish despite appearing healthy. This person suggests it would be better for everyone if he or she just went home for the next 10 weeks. Derived from "counterfeit"
Jake, that little SOB, went home. He claimed he was sick, but I think it was just a case of the coronafeit virus.
by York10000 March 30, 2020
Get the coronafeit virus mug.by Chicken Leg piece February 13, 2020
Get the Yara Virus mug.The reason all the tp is gone, also known as tp-pocalypse, rise of the tp zombies, and WWTP. Linked to overblown panic over covid 19/ coronavirus
by Frickstar March 16, 2020
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