meal ticket

If you say that something or someone is a meal ticket, you mean that they provide a person with money or a lifestyle which they would not otherwise have.

“Of course that man isn’t going to leave you. You are his meal ticket!”

by Diane39 April 4, 2020

Paki ticket

a pakistani's parking ticket

Pakistani - wheres my ticket
Cop - *hands him his ticket* - heres your paki ticket

by dsfdsf January 11, 2008

Nude ticket

A Nude ticket is a ticket you can send anyone you feel comfortable with.

You can send it to anyone boyfriend, girlfriend, friends, side-chick, side-dude. ANYONE!!!! (Do not send to family)

*send nude ticket*
Hi I would like to redeem this.

by SUEUEGEGIEHDHEJ3IE April 19, 2019

speeding ticket

Essentially a legal extortion tactic that relies on outdated speed limits and places that live on state revenue. Better to hire a traffic attorney and deal with the bullshit now than later.

Person 1: "How the hell did Tom get a speeding ticket?"

Person 2: "Wrong place at the wrong time. Welcome to America."

by senthurmanz June 14, 2021

ticket to play

A requirement without which a person will not even be considered for a position.

Do not apply unless you have a bachelor’s degree; it’s a ticket to play.

by GAIboss October 9, 2020

The Golden Ticket

Information about someone that is so deadly that it could ruin their life. Most commonly used to flame or embarrassing someone.

Christian, stop being a prick or I’ll whip out the golden ticket.

by ChillyChad May 21, 2022

Halftime ticket

14g of marijuana. Half oz of marijuana.

“When you call the plug say you’re trying to get a halftime ticket before the games over. He’ll know what you’re talking about.”

by Cthasavage January 27, 2020