Delete Comment

When you post/write/say a comment and suddenly regret it. You say "delete comment" to tell the other party that you take it back
Party1: here are some photos of me when I was 14
Party2: LOL you look kinda fat and ugly
Party2: delete comment

Reference: Yaniqusia
by blackguy166 October 23, 2010
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grandma comment

When someone tries to indirectly guilt you into doing something they want with a single depressing comment and without actually asking.
"Well I could easily make my appointment if I only had a CAR or if SOMEONE could give me a ride."
"Nice grandma comment, I'll give you a ride"

"Wow you have chicken nuggets? Gosh, I wish I had a chicken nugget."
"Ok, have a nugget, grandma commentor."

"It snowed so bad last night I can't even get the mail because the driveway isn't even shoveled and my back hurts so bad!"
"I guess since you dropped a grandma comment, I'll shovel for you."
by Teekums February 02, 2017
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Comments disabled

A phrase seen at the bottom of videos to indicate that whoever created the video has truly fucked up.
Exceptions to this are if they were protesting the structural changes that happened to youtube in the past in which users were required to have a google+ account to post comments or if they were tired of people spamming their comments section with spam links.
I see the comments disabled. Now let's see what they fucked up
by Farisvir_22 September 23, 2019
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Comment Clucking

Having a conversation with someone in a comment box on a social network (i.e Facebook) and then deleting all your comments so it looks like that person has been talking to them self.
BEFORE Comment Clucking:

MATTY: You look well pretty!

GEORGE: Pah! No she dosen't!

MATTY: What's it got to do with you george?

GEORGE: Just leave me alone. idiot.

MATTY: No.

GEORGE: Yes.

AFTER Comment Clucking:

GEORGE: Pah! No she dosen't!

GEORGE: Just leave me alone. idiot.

GEORGE: Yes.
by Loremipsumdolorsitamet November 23, 2010
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Comment Buzz

When the comments written by the audience or readers are more interesting or humorous than the actual source itself, the only reason you remain in / return to the source is because it has a 'Comment Buzz'. This can be applied to almost any social networking site where viewers can express opinions such as youtube, facebook, twitter, etc.
1) Tim: Dude, you're watching Friday by Rebecca Black? What are you, like 12?
James: Man, chill, sometimes I come for the comment buzz.
Tim: Yeah, sure.

2) Wayne: Check out Alana's hot bikini selfie on Facebook.

Chad: .. Found it. It's not that hot. You can't really see her boobs.
Wayne: Scroll down and check out the comment buzz! There's an argument between her ex, her sister and her new boyfriend. I think her ex is threatening to release her nudes!
Chad: No way!

3) "I'm reading this story online that's pretty lame. Only reason I keep reading is because of the hilarious comment buzz on one of the ships."
by Mang0Luver December 29, 2014
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double comment

when you're on facebook...and some hyperactive facebook user is commenting back to back before you can finish your own frickin comment
status: yea this movie is crazyy :)

friend: what movie
(you begin to type...paranormal act...)
friend (double commenting): duuuude did you see the new winnie the pooh movie??? its frickin awesome!!
you: winnie the pooh??
friend: you have toooo!!
(you try to respond... im not really into winn...)
friend (double commenting again): i saw it with my mom last nighhht!!! then we went for icecream tooo!! mom is great :D
(you silently -__-)
by ninaskye August 17, 2011
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Huge Comment

congratulating and honoring someone delivering a piece of critical information, usually by a 3rd party member in the conversation or one who had not been participating in it beforehand.

A. "Is Terry having another cookout today at his dad's house?"
B. "I dont think so he told me the grill is missing again"
C. "Actually, I talked to him earlier and he said he found it outside the garage"
A+B. "Huge Comment"

variants;
Huge Com, Gargan Com, CollasaCom
by Jstark June 01, 2007
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