Nautistic

Someone obsessed with boats- spends days walking around yards looking at boats. Analyses rigging. Doesn’t want to talk about anything else.

Jeremy is so nautistic, he spends all his time walking around boatyards

by Ex0cet September 4, 2025

Nutissing

The Act of nutting (ejaculating) and Pissing at the same exact tme

i was cracking this bih last night but i had to piss so bad i nutissed all inside her.
i was nutissing so hard

by .Shurreal October 28, 2025

pettys nautical grading system

1. a grading system petty uses to Distinguish special from his fellow cadet
2. (GNPS) special same gets nautical zeros which count as a -115 every time he makes a zero and didnt study for it

1. the class laughed at special sam and his dumb question
2. sam got 2 nautical zeros and failed the course

by GNPS October 21, 2004

Mr Ngugi

an absolute African legend, brother to the famous Babatunde.
Every minute in Africa, sixty seconds passes, together we can stop this...
Please sign this petition to help stop time...
www.helptheafricansgetdewater.co.uk

Please help Mr Ngugi today...

by EmmaMarks October 22, 2020

Cummy Nuticles

When you jizz so hard that shit comes out your sack.

Bro, last night I hooked with a baddie. She gave me cummy nuticles.

by Juan Jose 67 March 30, 2021

creamy nuticles

When you jizz so hard that shit protrudes from your sack.

Bro, I got with a baddie last night and almost got creamy nuticles.

by Juan Jose 67 March 30, 2021

Naughty nautical

A term used for people who have had sexual experiences on a boat.

I went on a boat with chad and can now be considered a naughty nautical.

by erb0402 May 23, 2021