Isaac Newton

So you're fucking a girl in an apple orchard and she's got her back up against a tree. Then you really start taking down to pound town, so much so that apples fall from the tree and hit her on the head.

Dude, I went apple picking with my girlfriend's family, but she and I went off on our own. Long story short, I ended up giving her an Isaac Newton.

by fingas-in-butts October 19, 2010

Newton

The bestest friend you could ever have that will always have your back. The best person you’ll ever meet in your lifetime.

“Who’s that over there?”
“Oh that’s newton, he’s my best friend.”
“Oh he looks really cool.”

by Kaytlin Savoie May 15, 2020

necronomipod

only the funniest and most vulgar podcast to ever exist

man, have you heard the newest episode necronomipod released? it’s rad man.

by kittyyykaaat August 4, 2022

jizz newton

ejaculating high above head then having it splash down upon yourself

what happened
jizz newton

by J. Nichols J. Newsome April 11, 2008

Kathryn newton

A really awesome actor who can make any type of movie watchable

And also a very good looking actress especially in her movies

Freaky and the tiny map of perfect things
And can't stop thinking about her after watching her movies

Bro you see kathryn newton in that new movie
Yah she was really good in it

by Wesiswes September 20, 2021

nector

A substitute for the word awesome or sweet.

That party last night was so nector.

by the institute of lingo June 24, 2009

newton

the world capital of disgustingly loaded, snobby, materialistic, juicy/abercrombie clad cloned teenage princesses who must hold a hair straightener at all times. known for its competitive, hyperactive, stepford-esque parents, and precious, self satisfied air. if one moves there they are likely to be newtonized.

don't go to newton. if you long for a place where the skies are always sunny, the air is crisp, and burritos fall from the skies, consider brookline, potheads and indie kids galore!

by zzoda July 20, 2008