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shit on a napkin

phrase: a term used to denote a state of extreme depression or displeasure.
Erik: That Econ test was such a shit on a napkin!

Emily: How was yesterday's party?
Jesus: I feel like I shat on a napkin.

Joe: This burger is like shit on a napkin.
by jee213 October 25, 2010
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Napkins

extra flap of skin on the Labia Majora, that somewhat resembles roast beef
That bitch last night has NAPKINS, i can't fuck with it. I straight kicked her out.
by Jimmy Joggins February 21, 2011
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banana napkin

An cloth used to wipe up excess semen after ejaculation.
Dude did you see that one porn video? You know... The one where the guy uses a banana napkin?
by Tyler March 7, 2005
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pink napkin

the act of stabbing one's balls while ejaculating into a white cloth or napkin. the mixture of blood and semen results in a light pink color, hence the name "pink napkin".
Guy #1: I really want to try out some new masturbation techniques.
Guy #2: Have you tried the pink napkin?
Guy #1: No thanks, I'm planning on having kids someday.
by Rayrb June 15, 2011
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Napkiny

When something tastes like a napkin.
"Out of coffee filters this morning, so I had to use a napkin. Now my coffee tastes all napkiny"

When you bite into your burger AND the napkin surrounding it. That will taste "napkiny"
by Miss Adventures October 14, 2010
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Napkin

To wipe away your ass because you don’t have toilet paper
“Hey, mom! I’m taking a shit and don’t have toilet paper! What do I do!”

Wipe your ass with a napkin!”
by Announcing definitions August 13, 2018
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crack napkin

adj. A person that far exceeds being a normal asshole.
John is not just an asshole, he is a Crack Napkin
by acglow February 10, 2014
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