mizzlemazzle

To bamboozle, deceive, trick, or dupe someone in an elaborate way

David mizzlemazzled Sarah by searching for wedding stuff so that Hulu ads would make her think he was planning on proposing

by muzikjungli February 5, 2020

Lethal Mizzle

Fine rain that you don't think it is worth getting an umbrella out for, but then it ends up soaking you.

Adapted from the Derbyshire slang "mizzle" meaning "fine rain".

I don't think I'll bother taking my umbrella, its not raining that hard.
Are you sure? I think its lethal mizzle.

by Ella0918 July 5, 2010

Tennessee Muzzleloader

The sexual act of a man reaming a bitch in the ass from behind, pulling his cock out and spitting his chew wad on his cock and then shoving it back in aforementioned bitch's ass.

My bitch was inadvertently given a tennessee muzzleloader when i was pounding her ass and my chew fell on my tip...she said the menthol gave her a clean ass feeling.

by Ahwatukee Asshole May 23, 2010

Muzzling

Grabbing a girls hair and hitting it from the back.

Greg: I was muzzling that girl last night and now her hair is falling out

by Susan7688 June 22, 2018

mizzle wannabe

someone that is trying to be a mizzle
usually copies most things a mizzle does.

Amy copies everything i do, guys i like, clothes i wear, even the names of my pets. she's such a mizzle wannabe

by Jorday December 1, 2004

tennessee muzzelloader

your fucking a bitch doggy style then you pull out your dick and take out your dip of copenhagen and put hold it next to her pussy then punch the dip inside her with your dick....tennessee muzzelloader

shut up bitch or ill give you a tennessee muzzelloader

by zach928 October 1, 2006

Mizzled

Mizzled is when somebody deliberately misleads or dupes you with malicious intent. You can be "misled" by bad directions but your cheater boyfriend "mizzled" you into thinking your relationship was great when in fact he was engaged to someone else. This is an important distinction, because often you start out thinking you were misled, only to find out later, you were MIZZLED!

Laura mizzled me into thinking that Blake had a girlfriend when in fact he didn't. All because she wanted him for herself.

by Peneloppe Pittstop September 14, 2009