Muggy Orphan

When a woman goes to wipe an orphans ass and, in turn, the orphans shits all over her hand - in an erupting fashion.

1. Well you see my Lord, Cheryl went to wipe the orphan's bottom and well.. he sort of exploded his shit all over her horrid face.

2. FUCKING RUN! TIMMY HAS A LOADED MUGGY ORPHAN!

by Scorpulus June 16, 2010

Muggle Mushrooms

Culinary or not Magic Mushrooms. Mushrooms with no psychoactive or toxic properties.

Dudette: Hey, whatcha cooking?
Dude: Sauteed muggle mushrooms to pour over grilled chicken breast.
Dudette: Yum yum!

by nygeek September 22, 2015

Mugget

A maggot nugget.
A man who both drinks excessively (maggot), and who is short and stocky in stature (nugget)

He just smashed a case, and can’t fit through the doorway. What a mugget.

by dank forrest cake January 24, 2019

Muggles

1. The non magical people in the Harry Potter series.
2. The one who don't read manga but claims himself as the biggest fan of the series just by watching anime
3. One who don't read Marvel comics but claims himself as the biggest Marvel fan just by watching few overrated MCU movies.

John : " Do you know I am the biggest One piece fan in the world"
Mark : " That means you have read the manga , right? "
John : "Nah just watched the anime"
Mark : "Oh, then you are one of those muggles".

by The_World_Should_End May 31, 2020

mggsexual

a person who is only attracted to matthew gray gubler and will never love anyone else more than they love matthew

p1: guys i’m coming out as mggsexual!

p2: what’s that mean?
p1: i’m only attracted to matthew gray gubler

by ryleigh gray gubler December 31, 2020

mugsexual

someone who is sexually attracted to a coffee mug (Abdullah Shoaib 12D)

i am a mugsexual

by DictionaryOfWeirdAssShit September 22, 2021

mugget

half way between a muppet and a mug

The Lads:
look at chilman starting on that foreign guy what a mugget

by muph October 14, 2021