inverse moustache 

A woman, of the female variety, who has a very hairy lower back (just above her butt).

"That broad has one wicked nasty inverse moustache! I can only Imagine the hairy jungles of her nether-regions." <then you would puke>

inverse moustache by Blazeler December 14, 2008

Awesome Moustache Day

Februari 4th. The annual occasion which reminds us of the awesomeness of lucious upper lip hair.

- "Are you visiting your parents for Awesome Moustache Day this year?"
- "We stopped celebrating after Freddy Mercury passed away."

Awesome Moustache Day by Cutepants March 3, 2010

Greasy Moustache 

The art of getting ones face moistened by the potato juices lactated from a lady-kebab.

"What did you get up to this weekend. Did you see Jane?" "Sure did, got myself a Greasy Moustache."

Greasy Moustache by AngryBradley May 17, 2013

Tennessee Moustache 

When someone lays a turd across the top lip of another person. Often used as a sexual act. May be altered as some prefer to lay their Penis across the top lip of their partner.

Pat will you please Tennessee Moustache me?

Tennessee Moustache by Fred H March 5, 2009

handlebar moustache

a moustache that begins under your nose(like every other moustache)and curves downward beside your lips. moustaches are cool, but this on takes it to the extreme.

I woke up one day and the artist formally known as Zoe had a handlebar moustache.

handlebar moustache by goats November 5, 2004

Milk Moustache 

When you cum across a girls upper lip

Guy 1: Man you see that chick ogre there?
Guy 2: Yeah
Guy 1: I'd totally give her a milk moustache

Milk Moustache by zombiecrisis January 22, 2014

Dirty Moustache 

Always on a Female, it's when she first notices small bit of fluff on her upper lip, she then shaves it off- not knowing that for life she is going to have a dirty moustache. She will then try to cover it up with some cheap poundshop makeup.

Look at that Nurse... she's got a dirty moustache

Dirty Moustache by dr_evil123 July 1, 2010