Going Moses

Going Moses is period sex. The man's cock parts the red sea just like the great Moses.

"Yo Brad, I heard Tiffany's on her period right now. Must suck that you can't get any action."

"Thad bro, I don't care about no period. I'm going Moses the next chance I get"

by lil9ine6ix January 1, 2020

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James Moses

small and annoying

James Moses is so Small

by NeeHowDylan May 20, 2019

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This is the opposite of Moose Knuckle in boys. Its when the men who guard the ass fort are being seperated by a thonglike structure and protrude from each side like Moses parting the sea of swimmers (testes).

Wow.. that guys grapesacks (euro-panties) are totally giving him a Moses Knuckle.

by Buck McNasty October 5, 2009

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Mr Moses

Mr Moses is a kind, warm hearted man who loves his children dearly. He is very philanthropic and will not hesitate in doing the work of God.

Dear people, Be like Mr Moses

by Lakoto January 26, 2021

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Math Moses

A person who is completley divine in mathematics, that wont lead into complete and uncertain consequences.

Fan: Did you know that Micheal Jordan's nickname was "Black Moses"?

Fan2: If he can play basket ball as well as i can do math, i guess you can call me a Math Moses

by PWHAT May 21, 2009

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moses nosedive

moe'zes noze'dive (n).

1.) A sweet skateboard trick, in which an individual places the skateboard on his/her chest in mid-air and parts the air with his/her hands.

2.) A proposition of sorts involving the parting of limbs to reveal an opportunity of biblical proportions.

see: cunnillingus, no hand abraham

1.) I started my vert run with a 720 Madonna, then I went straight into the Moses Nosedive.

2.) Her legs parted like the red sea, so I gave her the moses nosedive.

by strathosphere November 22, 2010

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