Month of may

For the whole month of may your significant other must give you head send you nudes or make out/fuck them whenever they want

Hey baby it’s the month of may

Can you give me head?

by Rip roach May 16, 2022

Morbius Month

The entire month of June as a celebration of Morbius.

“Man, I can’t believe its June already! Morbius Month is my favorite month of the year!”.

by BigLegsMan June 1, 2022

will ferrell month

for the whole month of June, it is will Ferrell month. everyone will celebrate will ferrell month by watching his movies and going to parades.

hey, bro you celebrating Will Ferrell month this year?
ya man I just watched old school and semi-pro yesterday and today I'm going to a parade

by matues June 1, 2021

pride month

a party of gay people get together and do gay shit. usually celebrated by big people and very very skinny people. not respected by christian of any kind because they believe that gays are going to burn in hell.

man 1: Man look at the news!
man 2: pride month again?? gosh what else is going to happen?
christian: BURN IN HELL U NASTY FAGGOTS

by babs.148 June 14, 2023

The month of November

The beggining of November marks the start of a global event called No Nut November. In order to pass this one hell of a task you shall not Nut or Cum.But few are known to have succeeded.

I hate the month of november

by M1sterSh1tter9000 November 28, 2021

18 months

proof that one direction left school at an early age. 18 months somehow equals 6 god damn mf years

1d: yeah we’ll definitely be back it’s just a hiatus for about 18 months

me: bitch 18 months my ass

by lou’s5ft9inch December 2, 2021

pride month

The month where you give every LGBT person you know money. Every penny in your paypal should be given to the gays or you are homophobic.

Yoo its pride month!

Give me all of your money.

No wtf

Homophobe.

by breadsheerann June 6, 2021