Montgomery Monkey Tail

Verb. When a gentleman chokes a woman at the time of orgasm, making the woman's anus tighten up, making things a whole lot better for the man

Jerry: Dude i gave a girl a "Montgomery Monkey Tail"!
Bob: Dude thats awesome

by mildbill May 2, 2010

Montgomery County

One of the richest counties in the country. The amount of wealth in this county (including Howard) makes Maryland one of the richest states in the country as well. Home to the white, rich, preps, country clubs, yacht clubs, beautiful beaches, politicians and mult-million business owners. Has the best school system in the nation, and very high test scores. Parents mostly put their kids in the prep schools but the public schools resemble so much of the prep schools you cant tell the difference. Most residents are politicians, CEO's, lawyers or doctors.

Person from Potomac: Just bought this 500 dollar dress from Lilly Pulitzer! Isn't it cute?
Person from Bethesda: Omg, yes! I splurged this weekend at vineyard vines and polo. I feel like shopping more...lets go to tysons?
Person from Chevy Chase: Yeah, lets take my rolls royce.
Person from Silver Spring: I only make 180,000 a month.
Everyone in Montgomery County: Ew you're pooooooooor

by yuppiesrule October 17, 2013

monte vista

Mon-ta Vis-Tah n.
1. high school in danville that is equivalent to a fashion show 2. haven for aspiring "American Top Model" wannabes 3. high school fulla drama, as is expected of most high schools 4. students from this school like to hate on the lamer high schools like Cal

Student from MV: Hey wanan go to the football game agisnt Cal?

Student 2: OMG NO! There are gangsters in San ramon!! I heard they even have minorities at their school, how could they?!

by Danville resident January 13, 2005

monte

of superior quality.

That girl is sooo monte.

by one pin bun March 9, 2005

Montgoris Mist

The rain-like mist that emanates from the cooling towers located on the rooftop of the St.John's University "Montgoris" Dining Hall. The contents of the mist are unknown.

I must use my umbrella to protect me from the Montgoris Mist.

by Mitch Silverstein March 7, 2010

sarah montgomery

Sarah Montgomery is a girl who is scared but likes to have a good time. She is always worrying about what other people think. She is very nice and she will stand up for any of her friends. Sarah Montgomery is a beautiful princess and deserves good treatment and love. Sarah Montgomery is a hard worked and likes to be with the ones she loves. Sarah Montgomery is always making people smile she is just plain amazing. Sarah Montgomery is a kind of girl if you fell in love with her then you would never go back without thinking of her.

guy1: dude that girl is beautiful

guy2: That has to be a Sarah Montgomery

by jeez lord June 9, 2014

Montgomery Township

Montgomery township, is quite possibly one of the most boring towns in all of existence, and although the people are pretty decent, you won't like it unless you like dull suburbs with the nearest town (or shop) being out of biking distance. All the parks are deserted, and even the huge bazillion acre Montgomery Park is rarely populated. There is a elementary school (Orchard hill), a higher elementary school (Village Schools), a lower middle school (5-6) (LMS (Lower Middle School), an upper middle school (7-8) (UMS (Upper Middle School), and a huge high school. A lot of the kids are pretty chill although a lot try to act tough and/or ghetto. Bordering princeton, that is often the most fun local hangout spot, although someones parent needs to give a ride. There are complexes that are a pain to navigate through such as Pike Run, and Cherry Valley. Cherry valley is like the opposite of pike run, and those who think they live in pike run think they are badass and/or ghetto. If you live in cherry valley then you will get a $200 fine for leaving your soccer ball out on your lawn. (exaggeration, but not by too much.) If you move to belle mead you are REALLY unlucky, but if you move to skillman or princeton then you are fine, as you are within walking/biking distance of your friends houses.

Person 1: Yo dude lets chill with some other peeps in Montgomery Township
Person 2: Can your parents drive us?
Person 1: Naww, but we can walk, right?
Person 2: No we can't. We live in Belle Mead.

by Lolnuts3000 April 14, 2010