montgoris 

the smelliest, most vile, free-flowing shit taken almost immediately after eating a "meal" at St. John's University's finest dining hall

I have to take a wicked montgoris!!

montgoris by ian r. maceachern May 3, 2005

Montgoris Mist 

The rain-like mist that emanates from the cooling towers located on the rooftop of the St.John's University "Montgoris" Dining Hall. The contents of the mist are unknown.

I must use my umbrella to protect me from the Montgoris Mist.

Montgoris Mist by Mitch Silverstein March 7, 2010

Montecristo 

1. One of the greatest cigars in the world. Once hand rolled in Cuba, now from Dominican Republic.

2. Count of "Montecristo" - famous wronged individual who served decades in prison until escape and treasure gave him means to correct injustice.

3. Location on west coast of California habitated by Jimmi C and his favorite Chinavieja.

1. Jimmi Ray lit a Montecristo, put on a CD by Jimmy Buffet, poured himself a Mojito and pulled Dulce Maria on to his lap for a sunset moment.

2. Edmund Dantes escaped prison by hiding in a bag that the guards thought contained a dead man, went to an island where he found a massive treasure and then moved back home and took the name "Count of Montecristo" as he tied up a few loose threads in sweet revenge.

3. Jimmi Ray worked for 20 years as a measure, inspector and advertising guy and then retired to a place he called "Montecristo" where the Russian River became the Pacific Ocean.

Montecristo by jim christ May 12, 2008

Throat Mongorian 

Acid reflux. It's like a regular Mongorian, but in your throat.

Oh man, I've got an awful case of throat Mongorian. It feels like I'm being deep throated by Ghengis Khan and his entire army. That's the last time I eat at P.F. Chang's.

Throat Mongorian by BJQ September 22, 2009

Mongorian 

1. n. Someone who tears down a shitty wall.

2. n. The thing that comes out of you after eating at Genghis Grill in Dallas.

1. Damn you Mongorians! Everytime I build a shitty wall, you damn Mongorians tear it down!

2. Oh man, that dragon sauce from Genghis is starting to kick in. I've gotta find a bathroom and have a battle with the Mongorian army.

Mongorian by BJQ October 21, 2008

monorisk 

1. when you do something that involves the risk of getting mono.

2. the mixing of risk and monopoly, resulting in one screwy board game

Kate: Wanna try my soda?
John: I don't drink after people, too much of a monorisk

Bill: OMG! that was the most screwed up board game ever!
Jack: Your just mad cause I built hotels in Japan and occupied them with cannons

monorisk by ZOMG!TACOS!!!LOLOLOLOLOL!!!! December 18, 2007

Trojan Mongorian Horse 

A Trojan Mongorian Horse is a deceptive weapon inspired by the infamous Trojan Horse that the Greek's used to trick Troy during the Trojan War. The difference being that no one is inside of a Trojan Mongorian Horse, because it is filled with Sweet and Sour Pork, a substance known to be hot and sticky and the main weakness of Tuong Lu Kim (aside from being Asian, having English as a second language, and being subject to the worst possible speech impediment that could result from those two qualities), owner and manager of the City Wok in South Park, Colorado.

"Oh I get it, a Trojan Mongorian Horse. Mongorians are hiding inside, tinking that I bring it in da' shitty wall, d'en Mongorians pop out and destroy shitty wall from da' inside out without gettin' da' sweet and souwa pork on day head. Okay, I'll pray arong" - Tuong Lu Kim

Trojan Mongorian Horse by DriftEJ20 April 26, 2011