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Montreal

The grossest city ever.
They only wish they were still Canada's number one city.
poor french bastards make the rest of canadian students learn and fail french becasue no one gets thire fucking lanugage..its not even real french.
When I went on a school trip to Montreal we had to cut our shopping trip short becasue the group of creepers on the streat stripping,
TRUE STORY
by UD10000 November 24, 2007
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Montrell

A tall Faggot thats funny but looks like a cut open fish by the head he got one of those cartoon tumble weeds on his head
Omg Get away from Montrell he's a fag
by Turtle lover32 May 10, 2018
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Montreal Flat

Thinking you have a flat tire on your bicycle when in reality you are to messed up to be riding.
Works for any hilly city that has a good sized cycling and partying community - Seattle Flat etc.
Al was so stoned going home last night he had to check his bike for flats twice. Turned out they were Montreal Flats.
by Gravity Sucks August 16, 2009
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Minstrel

Sexual performance of ejaculating in someone's eyes, then excreting feces onto their face and then rubbing blood over their mouth.
"I performed a Minstrel last night, I cumed into the eyes, shat on her face and rub my bloodly dick over her lips"
by Bruce campbell2 October 20, 2008
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montreal steak spice

when a guy recieves a blow job; oral sex performed on a guy.
"Did you go down on him?"
"Hells yeah, girl. I gave him the best montreal steak spice he's ever had."
by hardon May 19, 2006
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Montreal's pantless metrothon

An event taking place in Montreal, Canada on January 11, 2015 in which people will gather at Mount Royal metro station and from there take the metro pantless.
If you plan on attending Montreal's pantless metrothon don't be surprised if people tell you are wearing sandals in a warehouse.
by Sexydimma January 5, 2015
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Montrellis

Montrellis means- Caring, loving, handsome,funny, enthusiastic, and universal.

Synonyms: Handsome, loving, and enthusiastic
A smart, loving, handsome, and funny boy.
Montrellis also means greatness smartness and a Universal name and a caring soul.

Montrellis who helps anyone in need.
by Marco jo December 20, 2016
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