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Ming Mong

A person so stupid/idiotic and possibly a waste of space, a 'Ming Mong' is present throughout all societies. The local muppet who is proud of it deserves to be tagged a "Ming Mong". There are various ways in which the term can be used, as per the examples below:
<Altug> You're such a Ming Mong, Jon

<Dan> Jon the Ming Mong!

<SB> Stop acting like a Ming Mong
by Ringocarr May 9, 2009
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Mingus Dew

A reference to Season 1: Episode 9 of Sealab 2021. Murphy is trapped under an evil "Bebop Cola" vending machine. The soda he selected was called Minugs Dew, which probably references the American Jazz artist, Charles Minugs.
by Tad Winkler October 30, 2008
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sex mong

1)Usually a female but always retarded who will pole dance for crayons, sweets or coin.

2)A very highly sexed person with downes sydrome that is struck for cash. Sex mongs are often cheeper than the regular exotic dancers just be sure to take a packet of biscuits as payment.
"dance little sex mong dance" uncle Barry
by gem & si November 16, 2006
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Monga

Without an erection. Sometimes used as a term for a dumb person. In the sense of that he is so dumb and stupid that they did him up the butt Monga.
Lo metieron Monga.
They stuck it Monga.

El esta Monga.
He is Monga.
by Jetbori June 5, 2007
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mogul

Moguls are bumps in a ski slope formed when skiers cut grooves in the snow as they execute turns.

For forum use, mogul may be typed instead of the word 'BUMP' to bring a topic to the top of the forum list.
The skier cut a mogul into the slope.
by Duck_46 September 7, 2006
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Facebook Mogul

Someone who is on facebook incessently. Such an individual is often highly addicted to the website. In order to be classified as a facebook mogul, one must have over three hundred friends and over one thousand wall posts.
The girl was hospitalized after she spent her entire spring break looking at facebook. She had forgotten to eat, sleep, or use the bathroom. She was a real facebook mogul.
by Matthew Bishop March 13, 2007
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mogul slut

Someone who has a reputation for hanging around ski resorts and sleeping with skiers and/or snowboarders.
This mogul slut intentionally cut me off near the bottom the run, we started talking and before I knew it we were fucking in the gondola! I learned later on that she had slept with the entire ski patrol....
by HoolioQ2 December 21, 2008
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