Monty

A person who cannot stop themselves from playing pokemon obsessively, restarting multiple times for their own enjoyment.

"Damn, hes such a monty!"
"I know, too much Pokemon."

by ScamMeister June 8, 2014

Monty

(N) A form of jailbait that is extremely deceptive and dangerous. Usually between the ages of 15 and 18, they make it very difficult to for the average male to tell whether or not they are of age.

Dude, I think that girl I hooked up with at the party last night was a monty, because she left early to get ready for school; high school.

by dat_fire April 21, 2011

Monty and the Maniacs

Probably the best band on the planet. Thought to originate in Sevenoaks.

Songs including:
Laurensen's got himself a boner
Wrobel wears eyeliner
The Monty song

by James October 22, 2006

Monty Python Birthday Hell Song

A birthday song sung so off-key and out of tune, it almost sounds like it could've come from "Monty Python".

Person A: I hoped you didn't mind the "Monty Python Birthday Hell Song".

Person B: Aww.. you guys know that's a compliment!

by moonfox42 December 14, 2011

Mofty

Casual Friday in America. A day in which you wear your own clothes instead of uniform or smart clothing. Sometimes known as Mufty or Mufti

Are in in mofty on Wednesday?

by tozophil December 7, 2013

mofty

The Montreal Federation of Temple Youth, the Montreal branch of NFTY (North American Federation of Temple Youth) is, simply put, the coolest jew crew that ever did roam this here blue planet.

Hug us.

Hey Emily, you wanna go to the prom with me?
I'm sorry Zak, I can't... I have a MoFTY meeting!

by SmileyIsSmiling September 28, 2007

Monty

A Strong Willed Young Man, A Ladies Man, Notmally The Leader Of A Squad Of 6-10. A Hoe When He Wants To Be, Simply Because He Tends To Fall For The Wrong Girls. Generally Falls For Black Girls With A Beautiful Smile, Not A Judgementsl Person. Loves To Roast People. Meets No Stranger. Has A Poetry Addiction, He Reads And Writes It, Also Songs. Not Attracted To White Girls. Generally Love Alchol And Time With His Fellas. He Just Wants Back The Same Energy He Gives Out, Whether It Be Friendly Or Intimate.

“Look at Monty Over there, chillin and drinkin with his squad.

by KamikazeGuy November 25, 2018