Pickle Mitten

Vegetable flavored condom.

Teacher: "Do you guys know what pickle mitten means?"
Student: "No it sounds like a condom"
"No it sounds like a condom"

by currbe March 18, 2015

15 minutes

The period of time you're legally allowed to leave the classroom after if the teacher doesn't show up

Aaron was acquitted of all charges after the judge didn't show up within 15 minutes

by DisgustingWeebs December 16, 2018

Adrian minute

when someone says they'll be back in a minute but they end up taking hours to get back

Adrian: I'll be back, give me a minute. Start the match without me
also Adrian: *comes back with a diploma, his new wife and kids, and a new dog*\
friends: looks like he took an Adrian minute

by jojowylin September 6, 2019

Renfe minute

A Renfe Minute is the amount of time you wait for a (Renfe) train in Spain to arrive as the digital display counts down some made-up number.

I arrived at the station and the display said that the train was only a minute away. It said that for the next 7 minutes.

It's called a Renfe minute and that's why I hate public transport, you never know when the train will actually arrive.

by No Hemingway February 18, 2020

Dangerous Mittens

cats.

Cat: *hiss*
Person: oh damn don't use your dangerous mittens on me!

by StacyKatzzz January 25, 2021

Andrew Mitten

Homosexual

That guy named Andrew Mitten is really gay

by Hawgfawma October 3, 2021

5 Minute Crafts

Excuse my language here.. but it's fucking brain cancer. There, I said it.

DO NOT WATCH FUCKING 5 MINUTE CRAFTS VIDEOS THEY ARE SHIT

by foxy_6471 January 31, 2022