by penaltube June 14, 2015
Get the Misty Wintermug. A Misty Johnson is only accomplished after a long night of ejaculations, preferably with many sexual partners but also perhaps by yourself. After blowing too many loads this the result. Time to ejaculate again but all that happens is a faint feeling of jizzum followed by shame as you realize about nothing came out because you're all dried up.
Awe man, it was my turn to cum on Susan but I suffered from a Misty Johnson. She looked so disappointed and my balls hurt.
by BlastMasta February 15, 2020
Get the misty johnsonmug. One of the best indie artist of all of the times, mahashmashana is his newest album to date, and his best (in my opinion fuck your opinion) is God's Favorite Customer
by ThatGuyInAGasMask December 3, 2024
Get the Father John Mistymug. by MisterOsbam October 20, 2023
Get the Mistymug. It's like a Karen but worse.
The ultimate triangulater of family and friends. They will overtly gaslight and when you point out their lies they will start crying and start saying all the good they do hence "Misty"
A person that will be sweet and caring to your face but then talk very bad behind your back.
This person is the ultimate covert narcissist
She or he is always the hero of every situation for others but simultaneously the victim of their own heroism. They look down on everyone and truly believe they are better than you. They usually come with a simp husband or wife. They might even have 17 dogs and random children they attained through family courts instead of going to therapist or grief counselor they collect dogs and are considered their "emotional support animals" for say miscarriage they had 20 years ago. Everyone has met a Misty at least once in their life.
A misty will complain about a perfume scent and dramatically start getting a migraine and act like they can't breath but doesn't seem to mind the smell of dog urine at all. Mistys are likened to the character ,"Serena "on Handmaid's Tale.
The ultimate triangulater of family and friends. They will overtly gaslight and when you point out their lies they will start crying and start saying all the good they do hence "Misty"
A person that will be sweet and caring to your face but then talk very bad behind your back.
This person is the ultimate covert narcissist
She or he is always the hero of every situation for others but simultaneously the victim of their own heroism. They look down on everyone and truly believe they are better than you. They usually come with a simp husband or wife. They might even have 17 dogs and random children they attained through family courts instead of going to therapist or grief counselor they collect dogs and are considered their "emotional support animals" for say miscarriage they had 20 years ago. Everyone has met a Misty at least once in their life.
A misty will complain about a perfume scent and dramatically start getting a migraine and act like they can't breath but doesn't seem to mind the smell of dog urine at all. Mistys are likened to the character ,"Serena "on Handmaid's Tale.
"Hey! did you hear about that Amber Alert?, It was another misty"
"Oh Joe needed help with his car and a misty helped him and now he's being sued because the misty fell while opening the car door. "
"I had misty for a blind date last night and we had to leave because my date started to hyperventilating dramatically because the waitress was wearing rose perfume."
My brothers sister in law is a total misty because she kept making passive aggressive comments about what was served"
"Oh Joe needed help with his car and a misty helped him and now he's being sued because the misty fell while opening the car door. "
"I had misty for a blind date last night and we had to leave because my date started to hyperventilating dramatically because the waitress was wearing rose perfume."
My brothers sister in law is a total misty because she kept making passive aggressive comments about what was served"
by Sunshinecarebear79 October 18, 2023
Get the Mistymug. A type of woman who claims to pursue God even to the point of poverty...gasps at double homicide memes and when she sick of being po, hooks wit a ugly guy talkin bout God provide...please bitch thats hypergamy.
My sister and our friends were watching the double homicide meme. My friends and I were laughing hysterically at this and this Misty Edwards Type Nigga does nuthin but gasps cuz abortion. If you dont get out of here with yo self righteous ass.
by Why cant I use the word drugs October 3, 2023
Get the Misty Edwards Type Niggamug. Don't make up a string of lies trying to get the girl outta your league, or you'll find yourself getting misty'd.
by Spicyslick February 19, 2023
Get the Mistymug.