Misti

Self denial of being easy to sleep with

She acted as the misti queen of England when she's just a common street hoe

by Dr thunder boy March 7, 2022

Misty mountain hop

A drinking game in which you have four beers and four joints. It is then your job to finish all of the joints and beers while alternating between the two.

Let’s do the misty mountain hop tonight. I got beat by my dad last night and I’m trying to forget about it for a little.

by Gary.. June 11, 2018

misty diaz

The sexiest girl you'll ever meet ;) her vagina tastes of cherry's and she is the sweetest girl you'll ever meet she always makes people laugh ^.^ she just simply perfect

person 1- have you hung out with Misty Diaz lately?

person 2- hell yeah she's so perfect!

by Watermelonpussy January 25, 2014

Pissty Misty

The eratic flow of urine out of a cum clogged penis head.

Person 1: Why did you piss all over the bathroom?
Person 2: I'm sorry i was dealing with pissty misty from our adventures earlier.

by anonymous February 3, 2024

Father John Misty

One of the best indie artist of all of the times, mahashmashana is his newest album to date, and his best (in my opinion fuck your opinion) is God's Favorite Customer

I have a big crush on Father John Misty
Father John Misty isn't that pedo priest from your church

by ThatGuyInAGasMask December 3, 2024

misty johnson

A Misty Johnson is only accomplished after a long night of ejaculations, preferably with many sexual partners but also perhaps by yourself. After blowing too many loads this the result. Time to ejaculate again but all that happens is a faint feeling of jizzum followed by shame as you realize about nothing came out because you're all dried up.

Awe man, it was my turn to cum on Susan but I suffered from a Misty Johnson. She looked so disappointed and my balls hurt.

by BlastMasta February 15, 2020

Misty

A name commonly used by strippers/prostitutes

I went to the strip club and saw my main girl misty

by Greggory Van Schmaltetzer April 17, 2023