Human Microwave

The act of penetrating your anal cavity with a frozen banana to the point it defrosts and oozes out of your rectum in a pleasant bowel movement.

1- Wow! Mogley really did the human microwave last night.

2- Oh my god, did you hear it?

by gfhadgfkhdsf;s January 23, 2023

The milk's in the microwave

When you started a commitment but now aren't sure.

You put the milk in the microwave, but now you're not sure you want it.

Becky: I don't know if I actually want to go to brunch with the girls.
Sarah: Well, the milk's in the microwave.

by psuedynom November 9, 2021

Tiffani Microsafe

a very annoying human, always playing afl evolution and ignoring mary.

tiffani microsafe is an idiot, but is a god at houseparty calls.

by renegade.me May 4, 2020

Microwaved

When you get re-heated about something. Something that once made you mad is making you upset again a period of time after its initial occurance.

I got microwaved the other day about the time I got stood up.

by Poopcicle007 August 1, 2018

microwaveablelessness

Lacking the ability to be safely be heated by a microwave oven. Things that have microwaveablelessness include 12 oz. soda cans, pressurized cans of R-12, chicken eggs in their shells, sealed film canisters filled with water, dry ice bombs, mercury thermometers, electronics, and lithium-ion batteries.

Saddam learned the hard way about the microwaveablelessness of a camping propane cylinder. He almost lost his house.

by Braveheart's thirst for blood April 1, 2007

the microwave

the warming up of a stiff penis inside of a vagina without movement in preparation of thrusting and grinding in the wee early hours of the morn

after a great night's sleep, my boyfriend decided to marinate in the microwave before we turned up the temperature and got things going.

by krupabot February 18, 2014

Microraptor

Microraptors were avian dinosaurs measuring about a meter long and lived about 120 mya. Microraptors typically ate lizards and bugs, but they are also known to hunt down huge sauropods with success, and there has been a case when a Microraptor attacked Chuck Norris, who only escaped with his bare life.

A Microraptor is a scary dinosaur!

by WhoDatFreshBoi March 26, 2017