maximum shit

verb slang: describing someone shitting so hard, its the hardest they could possibly shit.

verb: When you sit down on the toilet and unleash an absolute storm of shit, piss, and anything else built up inside you.

“Dude. Did you see Aidan eat that golden retriever last night”
“No bro, but im not surprised . That guys known to maximum shit.”

by Msafar July 29, 2022

Maximum Assclappage

I finally went to her house & we got into some Maximum Assclappage

I made her cum several times & told her that's what you call "Maximum Assclappage"

by Clappage Hole Destroyer October 2, 2025

maximum loadage

a phrase that discribes a person place or thing that has gotten so large or heavy that it is beyond all known paramiters....elephants, wrecking balls,,,,fat chicks

dude that fat chick is so fat she has exeeded maximum loadage...and she ain't riding in my car...get your uncles dump truck...

by last star fighter September 3, 2007