Jeffrey: Did you go over to that girl's house last night?
Greg: Yeah, we cuddled and I was the Spoon Master.
Jeffrey: Damn.
Greg: Yeah, we cuddled and I was the Spoon Master.
Jeffrey: Damn.
by the spoon master July 23, 2014
Get the Spoon Mastermug. A male. Most probably a spick, with abs and also says douchebag words like: "chill" "ight" "all shweat bro" "i cant talk now, gotta go do abs".
Once dug a hole but go seven blisters and cried about it for two weeks.
Also dry humps for hours and if you can convince him enough... He will suck the shit out of a girls nipples.
Once dug a hole but go seven blisters and cried about it for two weeks.
Also dry humps for hours and if you can convince him enough... He will suck the shit out of a girls nipples.
Ex1:
Friend: dude the hole is finished, lets go to this party.
Brennen: fuck that man i have blisters
Friend: cmon we told those bitches we would go
Brennen: fine but its the last time i dig wholes with u, fuck off
Friend: u fckn trench master i feed u and u act like a huge dick about two blisters. U bitch.
Ex2:
Douche: yo man it went amazing with that chick last night
Friend: what happened?
Douche: she gave me a handy and we dry humped
Friend: what do u mean you dry humped?
Douche: for like two hours dude
Friend: u trench master fuck did u at least suck her nipples dry?
Douche: nah man, next time tho i promise!
Friend: dude the hole is finished, lets go to this party.
Brennen: fuck that man i have blisters
Friend: cmon we told those bitches we would go
Brennen: fine but its the last time i dig wholes with u, fuck off
Friend: u fckn trench master i feed u and u act like a huge dick about two blisters. U bitch.
Ex2:
Douche: yo man it went amazing with that chick last night
Friend: what happened?
Douche: she gave me a handy and we dry humped
Friend: what do u mean you dry humped?
Douche: for like two hours dude
Friend: u trench master fuck did u at least suck her nipples dry?
Douche: nah man, next time tho i promise!
by Cougars#5 November 1, 2013
Get the trench mastermug. 1. A Trunch-Master is a hillbilly type person who possess an overbite, pants that are at least three sizes too big for them, and are worn at least three inches under their waste line with the assumption that they are being worn correctly.
by Sean Sizemore December 13, 2007
Get the Trunch-Mastermug. A person that has been around to enjoy every generation of pokemon games and still in thier 20's continues to play pokemon religiously.
Sam: We are such "Master Poke'"s i cant believe we still like this stuff!
JMark: I know right! Isn't great!
JMark: I know right! Isn't great!
by ICEYDEATHDEALER April 4, 2009
Get the Master Poke'mug. A very wise man. Often associated with great feats of wisdom, courage and leadership across many disciplines of life.
Padawan 1: "Did you see the Ol' Master last night?"
Padawan 2: "No, what did he do?"
Padawan 1: "He drank a two four and a forty ounce!"
Padawan 2: "We have a long way to go my friend."
Padawan 2: "No, what did he do?"
Padawan 1: "He drank a two four and a forty ounce!"
Padawan 2: "We have a long way to go my friend."
by The Ol' Master August 22, 2016
Get the Ol' Mastermug. A man at the top of his guild. Trained and a highly skilled purveyor of the artistry of the cock and its many uses..
I rooted a young man the other day and initially thought he was a master tool. However when i found out he was a Master Cocksmith i let him go to town and display his full range of artistry with my vagina and his cock..
by Hammo1976 November 24, 2017
Get the Master Cocksmithmug. by Amanda CB January 18, 2006
Get the swap mastermug.