The female equivalent of teabag.
1. To apply, with a certain amount of pressure, ones vulva to another persons face, preferably leaving a degree of vaginal residue around the nose, mouth, or forehead of said person.
2. When after you die in the bad, a female gamer sits on your corpse's face repeatedly.
1. To apply, with a certain amount of pressure, ones vulva to another persons face, preferably leaving a degree of vaginal residue around the nose, mouth, or forehead of said person.
2. When after you die in the bad, a female gamer sits on your corpse's face repeatedly.
After killing that gnome hunter for the 13th time, I lifted my robe, exposed my lady parts, and muffin mashed him.
by Fabrication May 29, 2009
Get the Muffin Mashmug. What most people do while playing soul calibur. When a person doesn't now how to play a fighting games and just randomly presses as many buttons as they can. Usually the people who do this think they're really good at the game even though its really cheap.
by beppo May 13, 2005
Get the button mashingmug. The contents of a well-used but badly flushed lavatory, the bangers (sausages) being the turds and the mash (mashed potato) being the bog roll.
"Cinders and ashes, Thomas, your coaches are a disgrace", cried the Fat Controller. "There's soot all over the windows, used tickets all over the floor and Clarabel's khazi is full of bangers and mash!"
by 7Kev7 October 19, 2007
Get the Bangers and Mashmug. by BaBs February 9, 2004
Get the mash headmug. The most sophisticated way of expressing a mind fuck on instant messaging. Expressed after viewing something that just makes you go "heiucrwy89lq39rlqtvy8huidhjszfaiuehwu9lhjktvu4 hq3atw8bhvj,2qioy78" or similar. Mostly expressed after viewing such things as 2girls1cup or goatse.
by mb500 December 17, 2009
Get the keyboard mashmug. when a woman has been out in 100 degree heat, removes her panties and her beef curtains look as if they have been pressed with an iron.
Jenny had the worst case of mashed cornbeef I had ever seen, but I manned up and went in for the kill
by wamboozled October 10, 2014
Get the mashed cornbeefmug. Fucking. Basically, a good fast-paced, solid romp where furniture is abused/broken and participants give zero fucks who hears or sees them. The goal is hot-n-heavy...cum inside and go hard.
Omg, did you hear Colin and Anglia upstairs mashing joints earlier? It sounded like the bed broke s few times!!
by Chicken nigget March 30, 2017
Get the mashing jointsmug.